Open Blog Friday
Good morning! Care to take a stab at a t-shirt slogan for Hillary Clinton? Her campaign started a contest for the best t-shirt message. You can help her retire her campaign debt by buying one for $50. For my money, the winning one is way too long. Check it out:
So let’s improve on it. Any suggestions for a better Hillary t-shirt? And while we’re at it, let us know your ideas for ANY t-shirt or the funniest one you’ve ever seen.
Wanna talk about John McCain’s top economic advisor Senator Phil Gramm’s comments about us being only in a ”mental recession” and the country being filled with whiners?
Also, I hate to break this news here but…I’m going on vacation for the next 9 days. I know, I know, how can I be so selfish? Don’t worry, I promise to check in with you guys even during my sojourn. And I’ll send some photos too. Just as soon as I figure out how.


TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary T-Shirt: Brother Can You Spare a Dime?
Why is Hillary the only candidate out there rattling a tin cup? Didn’t Romney invest a large sum of his own money into his campaign?
Think I will be making my donation at the gas pump for the betterment of my chances of getting to work.
I like it
NINE DAYS!!!!!!!
Oh the humanity…………
Good Morning Ms. Alisyn,
How droll to sell T-shirts to pay off her debt. Clinton’s always have lacked class. Maybe her shirt should read; “I won the popular vote and all I got was this lousy T-shirt”.
Here is something that neither watermelon or Viagra is going to fix:
Electile Dysfunction : the inability to
become aroused over any of the choices
for President put forth by either party in the
2008 election year.
The weekend is here at last. Have fun but be careful out there. I hope everyone enjoys the down days.
Will Ms Audra be doing the greenroom for you while you are gone? Hey wait, this means you will miss her last day on the job doesn’t it?
Ms. Alisyn and Ms. Audra, I hope the two of you have a wonderful day and a great weekend.
chas
Sadly, yes, you’re right. Can i count on you to give Audra a proper send-off?
Alisyn - Who will be filling in for you, or will we have a whole series of Fox babes?
Don’t know. I’ll try to find out.
good morning alisyn
good morning marshall and chas
oh my goodness nine days without our alisunshine but you do need to get some much needed down time and selfish as it is we willl miss that smiling face each morning
of course with audra around to run your blog will help and hearing from you now and then will make it much easier
hope you have a wonderful time off and have much fun we will all be here when you get back thats for sure
For Hillary t-shirt: “Don’t Blame Me! I Voted 4 Hillary!”
I think you all missed the real point of all of Obama’s regrets. This is a man that has been running not on experience but on his wonderful judgement. He claims to have better judgement than any other candidate but here we see he has a list of decissions he regrets almost immediately once made. Is that really great judgement?
I have seen lots of funny t-shirts, but I am not sure risque we are allowed to get. To not get into trouble I will post this one, only slightly questionable.
Beer: $2
Condom :50 cents
Sex with me: Priceless
Another one:
I am only two women
short of a 3some
All Hillarious!
I don’t see why Alisyn couldn’t take a laptop and a webcam with her on vacation, so we could all go with her!
And you could watch me running ragged after three children! Does it get any more compelling?
Mornin’ Pat! How are you on this fine Friday morning? Ready for the weekend?
What will we do for nine days Alisyn without you. You are taking all the Sunshine out of our drab lives. Your smile alone lights up my home every morning. As for a Hillary slogan
I was dumb enough to marry Bill
Are you dumb enough to pay my Bills
May I tweak slightly?
“Stick with me and I’ll stick it to you!”
9 days Alisyn,
How can you do that to us?
Pat
If you could see how excited the kids are, you’d forgive me
Morning Pat. Morning Marshall.
How was the Birthday Pat?
Yeah, what’d you do??
There is a t-shirt out there with O’Reilly’s face and says “We’ll do it LIVE!” lol
Alisyn,
what will do without you for that long? I like Chas, Marshall, and Pogger’s t shirt ideas.
Moring Chas, Marshall, Pat!
9 days without Alisyn?? Usually by Monday mornings I already have the shakes from the withdrawl. How can I go 9 days?
By Wednesday I will be curled up in the fetal position on the floor of my closet.
Alisyn, careful promising vacation photos. We are still waiting on those July 4th photos you said you would be sharing.
I forgot to take any that weekend
Alisyn,
You asked if I was insane the other day…the point i was trying to make was why do the ladies of fox hate and fear guys who like feet…u seem to be the exception to the rule!…why do the women get so upset when feet are mentioned and foot guys are labeled as weird and strange!…that all I was trying to get across…Im sorry if I upset you! …keep up the good work!
TShirt:
I make Inappropriate Choices
When Drunk
Is the last line, “Buy me a Drink”?
Speaking of Gramm’s comment; I know we all have to be PC, we can’t dis the voters….etc But face it, he is mostly correct.
America has become the biggest bunch of crybabies on the planet. Just listen to us and gas prices, we crying about it and those in Europe have been paying these prices for years.
Women crying about a men at work sign. Hello man = mankind. Well I guess that will have to change too.
Boo Hoo I don’t have health care, Boo Hoo I made a stupid move buying a house I couldn’t actually afford. Boo Hoo I need the Government to help me out. Whinners, crybabies, whatever you want to call them, we got more than our share.
Almost forgot, Boo Hoo Ms. Alisyn is going on vacation.
Sad, very sad,
chas
I like Chas’ T-shirt slogan.
Every one I’ve thought of starts with OBAMA YO MAMA… like
OBAMA
put YO MAMA
RODHAM on the
BOTTOM
or
OBAMA
put
YO MAMA
HILL in
YO WILL
Hi Alisyn, These politicians take enough for us and donating for this t-shirt is another example .just look at the word politics .a tic is a blood sucking creature and poy form latin meaning many. Havr a great vacation . You will be missed!
T shirt:
Got Me?
I Will Do
Your Body Good
The Clinton’s are loaded. Why can’t she eat her losses. They will do anything to get money. Maybe they could sell some of the stuff they stole from the White House. Hillary takes her time paying people for their goods or services but spends money like a millionaire as long as it’s on herself. The Clinton’s charge the Secret Service (who have a TRAILER ON THE CLINTON PROPERTY) a monthly fee which is the exact amount of their mortgage payment. I live near the Clintons and know for a fact that when Hillary goes to the Hair salon she makes the owner close the shop so that nobody could see her and she never pays for the service because she is HILLARY. The Clinton’s have no shame. They are money hungry and power seeking.
Political correctness is only an excuse for being spineless………………….so, my vote for the Hillary T-Shirt “Take me Mandingo!” Billary/Obama 2008, Let Socialism Ring!
As for the Gramm comment, see my first sentence……………..
I too am out for a couple of week (Middle East on business), pics to follow (on Janice’s blog)…….
Adios
Ms. Alisyn,
With your ok we can throw her a blog party. Like a block party on-line.
I am sure everyone will do everything they can to make sure Ms. Audra knows she will be missed and how much we enjoyed having her with us for this short time.
chas
Oh Luis….I like your tee shirt idea!
Ali
Have a wonderful vacation. If you need I can watch your kids as I am an experienced grandma. By the way what are your childrens ages and names. I remember when you had the twins but forgot if they were boy/boy girl/girl/ boy/girl.. Enjoy yourself and we all will miss not seeing your smiling face.
Thanks for the babysitting offer! What time can you come over tonight?
Morning Jimmy
morning Chas!
T-Shirt: Practice Safe Lunch….. Use Condiments
You think Hil Could make a buck off a T-Shirt that would say:
“Not all Clowns are in the Circus” ?
But still, me suspicions are, something is brewing in Hillary land.
Have a good one all.
TShirt:
Come to Cape Cod
Get Crabs
good one Marshall!
“Hillary: The gift that keeps on taking!” Hope the weather on the Cape is perfect for you. Wife and I used to have a place in Brewster. Selling it was one of the dumbest things I have ever done. It was right on the Bay with a short private beach. Party time all summer. Come back rested, you deserve it and you will be missed. Have dinner at Barolo’s in Hyannis and say hello to Gina the manager/partner from Ron.
Sounds great
Mornin’ Chas, Malone, Jimmy, Pat and Pat…..
We are going to be all alone for 9 days……
LOLOLOLOLOLOL Good one Marshall!!!
9 (Nine) days ??? Say it ain’t so… There will be no reason for rising in the morning… no joy in that first cup of coffee… no hope for the renewed strength to endure another day… no motivation to finish work so that I can watch the AtSS. The Sun is now an intrusion on a perfectly dreary day. Oh Ali, what has happened to us? Are we drifting apart? Can it be the same when you return (you will return won’t you)?
Just in case I never see you again… I love the new hi-lites!
So poetic!
Alisyn!!
And good morning all! Thanks for the encouragement yesterday!
The Author Gilbert Egan wrote:
Oh..I would Sail a prideful ship one hundred years, search a thousand places there,
Would that I find a whisper of my one true love, the slayer mine despair.
SHE SAID YES, and she told me she would answer yes one million times yes! I intend to prove her right.
I’ve been a Cop and a Cook, lived in London and Los Angeles, I thought I knew life so well. I think maybe now I can call in the markers of my heart, it’s ok to love, to pursue true happiness. Valhalla on earth is mine, her name is Suzanne.
I dont know if I’m the first Green Room proposal, but I am one delerious Fox Fan right now. I’ll send you guys pics as we go along. THANKS everyone for sharing this moment with me, my honey was moved, life is sweet.
Eric
A Right mind on the Left Coast
Oregon
PS heres a T-Shirt Hillary: “I was a lock for the Nomination and all I got was a Fat Headed Husband and this 20 million dollar shirt”
Wow! This is an historic moment! Our first Greenroom proposal — and it was successful to boot! Congratulations. Please send us a photo of you guys with some details about how long you’ve been together, how you proposed, etc. Oh, and we’ll need a few thousand invites to the wedding.
Hillary T-Shirt made after Hillary had a few drinks at that bar she was filmed doing shots at:
Front: Hey Obama, I should have won!
Back: Go F$%* Yourself!
Ok, maybe a little vulgar but I am cracking myself up.
Chas, I liked your tshirt idea, you beat me to the punch. Great minds think alike.
Alisyn, I sent you a pick via the little banner on this page of me an my wife.
It made me think: there should be a place where bloggers can post their pic.
Jim
That little banner IS the place where you should send your pics. I’ll find it (ok Audra will) and we’ll post it asap.
Obama says voters are bitter.
McCain’s campaign says people are whiners.
Boy I really feel inspired to vote for both. (Sarcasm alert)
Can’t we start over with a whole new slate of candidates for both parties?
I’m actually putting 5 new windows in my house, so I worked on those last night. But I have a couple buddies taking me out for a drink or 2 or 3 tonight. Anyone care to join us?
Pat
T-Shirt: Retired Goodbye crap; Hello Nap!
GOOD MORNING,
HILLARY TEE SHIRT-
20 MILLION VOTES AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, AL GORE.
PHIL GRAMM- HE SHOULD GO BY “REV” JESSE JACKSON’S HOUSE FOR A LITTLE ELECTIVE SURGERY
9 DAYS VACATION!! WE’RE GONNA MISS YOU……..
Great suggestions
T Shirt:
Hi, I’m Mr. Hillary Clinton. Will you buy this shirt so my wife can pay off her debt and we can get a Kohls credit card?
Hil t shirt……”I’ll Be Back!” (2012)
Alisyn - Does going on a long vacation make you nervous, or do you have an iron clad contract? Don’t pull a Laurie Dhue on us, or a Page Hopkins, or a …..
Do you know something I should be aware of Marshall?
T Shirt:
Beer, The Breakfast of Champions!
Alisyn, Have a great vacation, what will we do the next nine days… McCain’s people need to keep their mouths shut…. everything thing stupid said seems to slide off Obama, but one of McCain’s people says something and it goes on and on…I’am really scared for this country if Obama is elected, what is behind him he has gone to far way to fast…… Enjoy the weekend!!!!
Can’t believe you didn’t use the one I emailed in this morning:
I wish I was Alisyn Camaratta!
I think it would be funny as hell to watch you run after 3 kids. Even funnier than Brian’s hair.
Speaking of hair, did you do something different this morning? Can decide what it is, but it looked different.
Have a great trip. You deserve a break from us once in a while.
Morning fellow bloggers!
Good morning Alysin and hope you have a wonderful vacation. Maybe instead of leaving Audra here———-you could take her with you as a nanny? I did that a couple of times with families and it worked well for everyone. The parents had some family time and some alone time. My pocketbook grew.
chas will do a wonderful job on a blog party. He is very good with computers and will make sure she has a great day.
I am grateful to have him right here to help me with all my computer problems. AND he did not tell me to say this….lol.
Quilt of Valor
making quilts for wounded soldiers one at a time
Hillary TShirt:
Maybe I should have slept with Monica!
T Shirt:
Let’s 68!
(I will owe you 1)
Hillary T-SHIRT SHOULD READ—-
I GOT 22 MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!!!
IF ONE FALLS OFF I GOT
21,999,999 MILLION
BOTTLES OF BEER LEFT ON THE WALL !!!
ON FRONT OF T-SHIRT SHOULD READ
“2008″
GO HILLARY
BEER CAMPAIGN
WITH A PIC OF HILLARY DRINKING A BEER !!!!!!!!!!!!
A WINNER HERE JOHN FROM TX.
PLEASE SHOW MY WINNER-T-SHIRT I JUST SENT —THANK YOU !!!FOX AND FREINNDS !!!!!!!!!!!!
T Shirt:
333
I am only 1/2 Evil
Congrats Eric. I’m very happy for you.
Jim- TN, I suggested a blogger of the week a few weeks ago, but the idea didn’t seem to catch on. I suggest a pic and short bio each week.
No one seemed interested however.
chas
I never saw your suggestion. I like the idea!
You are a very attractive woman,,,,,, but your hair need tending to. Maybe while you are on vacation, you can find a better hair style for you.
What do you suggest Ms. Farmer? You don’t work with livestock do you?
The best Tee-shirt I have seen was the following–A giant picture of Larry from the 3 Stooges saying “I have Issues” in bright orange letters.
A woman was wearing this at the Cincinatti Zoo last weekend!!!!!
It sorta described Hillary, Obama, and John Edwards!!!!!
Say the section regarding illegals in Prince William County. I was in Manassas last weekend, I grew up there. Officials are trying to take back Manassas from the name of “Manacixo”. What is wrong with that? They are illegals, and should go to Chicago, Illinois and camp out in Obama’s front yard.
Hillary t-shirt……
“I got stuck with one Bill…..let me stick the American people with another”
Good
Eric
That is wonderful news. Congratulations to both of you. I hope you both are as happy in 10 years as you are today. Remember it is about the marraige and not just the wedding day. Too much goes into planning that and forgetting about the rest of your lives.
Alisyn I figured that you would not get back to me….I hope you have a good vacation!
T Shirt:
Conserve Water
Shower with Me
Congrats Eric.
Chas: I think the pic/blogger idea is a good one!
Alisyn….make it so!!!
Will do!
” I lost to baby mama and her hubby”
This shirt was made in Japan.
Election Bills by me.
or a picrure of Bill <—I’m with Stupid! on the back - Stupid as Stupid
Have a great fabulous vacation Sweety.
make sure courtney friel is one of the subs
T-shirt
I won the popular vote - Don’t make me call Gore….
Hilary
I agree, they should sell some of the things they took from the White House
A T Shirt that would be perfect for Alisyn:
A Face of an Angel,
A Body for Playboy.
And an Ego of Monstrous Proportion (if i were ever to wear that t-shirt)
T Shirt for women:
They’re Real &
They’re Spectacular!
Mike….makin’ the cheese points! LOLOL.
Ain’t no sunshine when Ali’s gone.
It’s not warm when she’s away.
Ain’t no sunshine when Ali’s gone
And she’s always gone too long anytime she goes away.
Good Morning Alisyn, what 9 days?
Chas Eileen Marshall Pat Jim Jimmy Mike Gini Eric Pogger Jester Sherrie
just Good Morning everyone.
Alisyn,
You share so much of yourself anf life with your fan and viewers. I’m sure they understand even Fox’s very own Wonder Woman (she does it all!) needs a vacation sometimes! No need to explain your vacation, we see how hard you work, and I think all of us appreciate it.
Thank you Fan. And what a coincidence that you were named that!
Mornin’ Sal!
Hi Alisyn,
Hillary T-shirt: I supported Hillary
Now I Cling to my Koran
and my hammer &am