Alisyn,

Did Joan show you her belly button? I hear because of all the face lifts that her belly button is behind her right ear.

Alisyn if you showed up looking decades younger the truancy officer would show up and put you back in the 2nd grade.
Don’t you dare let a knife jockey anywhere near that perfect face that makes Venus herself green with envy!

WHATEVER YOU DO!

Don’t follow Joan’s advice about plastic surgery!

I heard a plastic surgeon invented a radical new face-lift procedure and was explaining it to Joan Rivers. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little…and the wrinkles will disappear!” Joan was enthused and told the doctor to, “Go FOR IT!” The surgery was a resounding success, and Joan went home happy. A few months later, Joan returned in a great state of agitation.

She pointed to her face and said, “Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the hell did they come from?”

The surgeon looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t BAGS under your eyes. Those are your TITS. And if you keep messing around with that screw…pretty soon you’ll have a goatee!

Alisyn,

I get up every morning while my three girls are still alseep, enjoy my coffee, and watch Fox and Friends. I think you are great! I love your hair!

Joan Rivers was hysterical! I was laughing so hard, the 3 year old woke up!

Jan

Is it possible for Joan Rivers to close her eyes and her mouth at the same time?

Barry,

Has Joan ever been able to close her mouth? This is a woman whose catch phrase is “Can we talk?”

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”

The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my a$$hole bleached!”

To which the first replies, “Whoa I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”

vada ving vada voom

Marshall,

Kind of early for the “blue” material isn’t it? Or have you already started “Happy Hour”? LOL

Here is a sweet story that might change the tone of the discussion.
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GUTHRIE, Okla. (AP) - A three-year-old girl used the simple song
lyrics “911 green” to call for help, and now she’s being lauded
for helping paramedics in Oklahoma respond after her pregnant
mother fainted.

Jessica Eaves taught her daughter, Madelyn, the song a week
before she fainted due to a medical condition. So when it happened
to the 24-year-old mom, who is three-months-pregnant, Madelyn
picked up her mother’s BlackBerry phone, pressed 911 and the green
button, and got help.

In the recently released 911 call, Madelyn answered questions
about her house and cars outside that led emergency workers to the
home.

Muslim Grievance Theater: Hijab Women Dissed @ Obama Rally Are Muslim Terror Front-Group Activists, Top Islamic Proselytizer
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By Debbie Schlussel

As soon as I heard about the Muslim women in hijabs being excluded from sitting behind Barack Obama at a Michigan rally, I knew what you probably knew: that CAIR and ADC and MPAC and ISNA, the alphabet soup of terrorist-sympathizing, pan-HAMAS/Hezbollah Islamofascist grievance theater, would milk the story like there’s no tomorrow. It was ripe fodder for their PR branch of the jihad against America and the West.

Now, I’ve come to learn that one of the hijab-encrusted, rejected whiners, Hebba Aref, was an official of the Muslim Students Association (MSA), in charge of proselytizing. The Chicago Tribune identified the MSA as part of the American manifestation of the Sunni terrorist group, Al-Ikhwan Al-Muslimeen–The Muslim Brotherhood. Aref served on the executive board of the University of Michigan-Dearborn’s MSA, which demanded and obtained tax-funded Muslim foot baths at that university, a story I broke on this site last year. Also, two Muslim students at U-M Dearborn, Lola Elzein and Mohammed Fouad Abdallah, sent me violent rape and death threats.

Hebba Aref, Obama Whiner
Was Chief Islamic Proselytizer for Terrorist Front-Group
(University of Michigan-Dearborn Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns)
And Aref was not just any officer of the U-M Dearborn Muslim group. She was in charge of Dawa, or proselytizing, from 2000 to 2003 at the school. Yup, she was the chief “Conversion to Islam” officer at one of the most pan-Islamist college campuses in the country.

Shimaa Abdelfadeel’s Group Hosted Islamic Jihad Chief Sami Al-Arian
And Shimaa Abdelfadeel, the other woman allegedly excluded by the Obama campaign, was chair of SAFE, a University of Michigan-Ann Arbor group that hosted the 2002 Divestment Conference against Israel at which “Annihilate the Jews!” was chanted and Islamic Jihad founder Sami Al-Arian was keynote speaker. She’s the author of vehement anti-Israel vitriol and propaganda.

And, it’s in this vein, that Aref’s and Abdelfadeel’s whining about the Obama campaign rejecting her for a seat behind Obama at his rally seems suspicious. In the original Ben Smith article on the Politico, he cites few non-Muslim witnesses to this story. Isn’t that just a stunning coincidence that these women just so happen to be the ones singled out by the Obama campaign? Perhaps it did happen to both. But if so, the Obama campaign apologized and he’s more than over-pandered to them throughout his history. Yet, they’re still–predictably–whining about this.

And finally, these Muslims will still be voting for Obama. They have nowhere else to go. If Barack Obama gives in to anymore of their demands, he’s really a fool. They won’t be voting for McCain. And–despite their uninfluential (in determining the outcome) and exaggerated numbers at the polls–they won’t be sitting at home. They’ll be pulling the lever for Barack Hussein Obama.

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How long until Aaron Klein/WorldNutDaily rip this off as an “exclusive”, violating my copyright? 3-2-1 . . . .

Posted by Debbie at June 19, 2008 12:02 PM

Comments
H. Obama’s campaign did not want these people to be seen because Obama is pandering to white America right now. Obama’s goal is to make himself seem as a nice safe suburban black man. Someone for the white voters to feel good about.

I’m sure that once in the Oval Office H. Obama will gladly welcome MSA for a visit. I’m sure he will also invite Hamas, Party of God and Iran’s president Ahmadinejad for official visits too. Didn’t Clinton host arafat at the White House?

Amazing! Joan is 75 but has the face of a 30 yr old woman.

Joan should really give it back to that woman now before she gets it all wrinkly. (rim shot!)

Joan goes to a plastic surgeon that has been practicing medicine for 35 yrs. From the look of Joan’s face he needs to keep practicing. He doesn’t have it right yet. (rim shot!)

Last time Joan went to her plastic surgeon he asked her how tight she wanted her face to be this time. Joan said she wanted it as tight as Paris Hilton is loose. The surgeon looked Joan right in the eyes and said, “Joan, that isn’t possible. There is a limit to even what science can do.” (rim shot!)

Thank you, everyone. I will be here all week. Remember to tip your waitresses. Good night.

Tricia - I think you made a wrong turn if you were looking for Greta’s blog.

Nice job Tricia.

Not only are you copy and pasting other people’s blogs but even copying the comments to it by other people.
That is ok Tricia. I know thinking for one’s self and coming up with an intelligent original thought is tough. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself or do anything to endanger your brainwashing. Just keep parroting what others have said.
And we will keep ignoring your plagerized drival.

Does the 527 pay you by the day or by how many times you paste the propaganda in places it doesn’t belong?

Alisyn, you don’t need any plastic surgery, you don’t look a day over 25.

I had the pleasure of seeing Joan in person in Dallas years ago. Her gown was lost at the airport. So you could see her gown was taped up about four inches she borrowed it from a Dallas friend. She is so tiny!

To me she was so striking, and back then her skin was flawless. Most women would kill to have her complexion. She definitely over does plastic surgery but she is also meticulous about her skin.

I found her funny then and I still do.

nevermind Joan Rivers, you had a superbabe on this morning, Jaclyn Smith, always my favorite of Charlie’s Angels.
She is a down right fox for any age, she looks terrific. I’m only disappointed she didn’t spend more time in the After After Show.
What a stunningly beautiful woman! I watched her first season on that show simply because I wanted to see her. She is such a classy lady, extremely attractive, and I can see why guys would go nuts over her. I am now!

That crime sketch looks a whole lot like Shep Smith up under that hat!

Hi Alisyn, I love Joan, she’s a crazy ole broad. Marshall, that was so funny, thanks, I needed to laugh! Have a good one

I was looking around for another article and came across this woman’s story and it really cracked me up. It is not 100% off topic, just a little. lol

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by Tamara Ducote:

I generally don’t get upset when slurs are directed at me. When somebody terms me a “lazy slob” or a “vindictive bi_ch,” I just figure they are being as descriptive as their limited vocabulary allows. But there is one word that will raise my hackles every time. The dreaded “F” word. You got it: Fat.

Let me clue all you men into something. Women hate this word. If you use it towards a woman, you are asking for trouble.

And why is it always that men who are more overweight than you are the ones telling you this? I mean, if John Basedow knocked on my door one morning to tell me he really thought I could drop a few pounds, that’d be different. I’d figure that in terms of fitness, he at least knew what he was talking about. I’d thank him kindly for the advice, right before I kicked his skinny a$$. (cont.)

http://www.lagniappemobile.com/article/1335

Joan Rivers is a legend in the entertainment buisiness. Its great to see her so active and full of life. She is ageless, its amazing how energetic she is.

I remember seeing her recently doing those Geico Commericials. It was LOL funny.

Didnt she get kicked off a talk show in London the other week because she accidently cussed on air?

Thanks for that article Marshall,

It just goes to show you its always good to be prepared, and teaching your child simple steps of what to do in emergency can help in the long run.

i remember reading up about how a boy in CA performed the heimlich maneuver on this brother after he choked on some food. He said he learned it by seeing it done on some Disney show.

That crime sketch pic looks like Johnny Depp, in his early days, on 21 Jump Street.

I AGREE with Carlos! I wish I had known Jaclyn Smith was going to be on; I would’ve stayed in this morning. I, too, think she is one of the classic beauties and classiest ladies of all time. She oozes charm and sophistication. How was she with you guys off camera? Please, Alisyn, tell me you snapped a few pic’s of her this morning (and post them please). Or, just take a few moments to describe seeing her mesmerizing smile in person… What was she discussing/promoting this morning?

I think Jacklyn was on promoting the new season of her show, “Sheer Genius”. I think it is on Bravo, but not sure.

thanks Santonio,
yeah, she really gets my blood going, even when I was young, I had a mad crush on her. I think she, as well as some others (Raquel Welch, Anne Archer) set the tone for me and the type of women I would be attracted to in the long run. I do like sophisticated, independent, strong, classy, attractive, and just ‘ol fashioned beautiful ladies and Jaclyn Smith personifies each and every one of those traits.
No disrepect to Joan Rivers, I like her too but you don’t put a lady like JS on the air and expect anyone to pay attention to JR, sorry. Us guys are going to that beautiful lady everytime. And FoxNews knows about beautiful women, just look at their line up of beauties. Good marketing strategy, that’s whats keeping us fellas tuned in, and they’re well aware of it.

sorry Santino,
I don’t know where I got “Santonio”

No problem Carlos, we obviously share a certain kinship in our appreciation of the dark haired classics.

Thanks Mike! Unfortunately Bravo is not one of our cable package offerings.

It’s possible to age gracefully - look at Headlines news anchor Carol Costello. She’s vowed never to go under the knife.

Joan Rivers was hilarious this morning, however, this isn’t really funny. At schools in city, suburban, and rural areas, girls are ‘magically’ getting pregnant. From my point of view, other students just take this as the norm, what with all the celebrities and movies about getting pregnant. The parents of these students–not just the girls; it takes two people, you know– should be keeping up with what their kids are doing. In addition, schools should be providing extracurricular activities as an alternative.

Three things about that plastic surgery:

1. It’s fun.

2. It’s good for you.

3. It cannot erase the fact that you’re getting older.
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Sometimes what we see-
Just ain’t reality.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Porter, Texas
East Montgoomery County

You don’t need plastic surgury to look fabulous - u already look fabulous!

You’re awesome Allyson!

Carlos-

Go to the internet movie database(imdb) or wikipedia if you want to find out the latest info in Jaclyn.

She currently on a show called “Sheer Genius” on the Bravo Newtork.