Comments on: Funny Bumper Stickers

By: Steve in VA

Steve in VA — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:03:33 +0000

Saw this about 10 years ago and loved ever since.

“Save the unborn gay whales in the [Chesapeake] bay”

Covers 4 things with one bumper sticker.

By: Connie Morey

Connie Morey — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:50:14 +0000

This bumber sticker saved us from getting a speeding ticket; BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT!

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:17:48 +0000

Hey Bill-

I have seen that bumper sticker with the quote “if its tourist season, whycan we shoot them?”

Isnt that from a tattoo and body piercing parlor?

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:16:06 +0000

Here are a couple of weird bumper stickers quotes i happened to stumble across:

“Using my turn signal will reveal by plans to the enemy”

“A mans home is his castle, until the queen arrives”

By: John F. Hamilton

John F. Hamilton — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:57:36 +0000

More bumper stickers

By: bill

bill — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:52:30 +0000

i live in sevierville tennessee and if you ever been to dollywood you know how terrible the traffic is here in the summer. we have bumper stickers here that say, “if its tourest season can we shoot them?” bill

By: John F. Hamilton

John F. Hamilton — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:56:34 +0000

Dear Alisyn,
How exciting. I finally had a comment posted on FoxNews. I am warmly reminded of three more of my favorite Virginia bumper stickers from days gone by.

1-If you burn our flag, we’ll make ten more(one of the greatest ever).
2-If this van’s a-rocking, don’t come a-knocking(an oldie but a goodie).
3- Sports update- U.S. 2 Libya 0 (this was also a t-shirt and was a reference to when we took down two
of their planes (as an Air Force brat my buddies used to tell me they were afraid to fly at night).
Truly a masterpiece!!!

Sincerely,
your FoxFan,
John f. Hamilton

By: John F. Hamilton

John F. Hamilton — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:40:33 +0000

Dear Alisyn,
I love your show and your politics. I find myself watching the Today Show less and less. My dad had a Bronze Star from Vietnam and my Uncle Tony “Gunny” Santomasso was a Korean War Hero (Operation Buffalo by Nolan). Outmanned 8:1 and won. Incredible. I live in Yorktown, Virginia and Hampton Roads is the largest military area in the country. We are so grateful for FoxNews and your pro-military stance. Thank God someone is!
Three great old bumper stickers when Virginia was a lot more countrified.
1- Jack and Charlie, my two favorite Daniels.
2- Sworn to fun, loyal to none.
3- Gas, grass, or a** , nobody rides for free (The all-time greatest).

I also sent you two songs, “Julie Banderas and the FoxNews Blondes”(which I thought was hilarious) and “Terri Schiavo”(a very serious song). I have the distinction of possibly being the only conservative folk songwriter alive. All the other ones are annoying liberals. Did you get them?

Keep fighting the good fight. America needs FoxNews now more than ever.

Sincerely,
your FoxFan,
John F. Hamilton

By: Barry Yo0com

Barry Yo0com — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:51:37 +0000

Bumper sticker in Talkeetna, Alaska:

I’ve got a wife and a truck and they both work.

Also:

The two main sources of income in upper Matanuska-Susitna valley: Slope or Dope.

By: Alison

Alison — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:06:21 +0000

Here are two funny bumper stickers seen down here in Savannah, GA:
If it freezes in Hell, I’ll ski there too!
Military Spouse: Giving up sex for your freedom