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Funny Bumper Stickers

We’e doing a story on how people who put bumper stickers on their cars have more road rage. Tell me some of the funniest bumper stickers you’ve seen and I’ll read them on the air.

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Comment by marshall g.

on the back of a rolls royce:
my other car is a rolls royce-

 
Comment by marshall g.

on the back of a mary kay pink cadillac,
inner beauty won’t get your laid-

 
Comment by Marshall

I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

 
Comment by Jim -TN

On the back of the big black Lincoln Town Car
If the Screams from my Trunk Bother You, Turn up your Radio

 
Comment by mary beth

Hi Allison,

While I haven’t seen this on a car, I thought about having a bumper sticker made up that says: ” If you think I can’t drive, you ought to see me park!”

 
Comment by Marshall

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

 
Comment by Mike Malone

“I would rather be watching Fox & friends”

Ok, it isn’t really a bumper sticker I have seen, but gosh darn it, shouldn’t it be a bumper sticker! :)

(Get with it Fox News marketing!)

 
Comment by Marshall

If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.

 
Comment by Marshall

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

 
Comment by Jim Sherman

“Conserve toilet paper, use both sides”

on a cadillac driven by an elderly woman

Please find the footage of young brian with the “coiffed hair” on the first UFC pay per view

 
Comment by chas

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids

 
Comment by Salvatore

Kerry/Edwards
Sal

 
Comment by Darea

Driver carries no cash; he’s married

 
Comment by Rick

Don’t Steal! The Government hates competition…

 
Comment by Stacey

Look out! I drive just like YOU

 
Comment by LAT

There’s no such thing as an ugly millionaire.

 
Comment by LAT

On a vet’s truck’s left bumper: “I (Heart symbol) dogs” and on the right bumper: “I (spade symbol) cats”

 
Comment by Salvatore

Alisyn I saw this one a few years ago, it said,
“kill the stupid”
I was thinking I hope they dont kill me,lol
Sal

 
Comment by Keith Sirois

Carpe Diem – manana

 
Comment by Marshall

What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?

 
Comment by Marshall

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0!

 
Comment by Gini

Alysin,

“BACK OFF!!!! i AM A GODDESS”, was on the back of my daughters car, and it always made me laugh out loud…as it is soooooooo true for sure.
I don’t put bumper stickers on my car, and I don’t think they have anything to do with the road rage at all, of course. That is just silly!! They should have paid me for this as I know the answer!!!! It is allllllllllll about the water bottle that one cannot get open without a wrench!!! and the bag of candy that you cant’ get open, and when you finally do, the candy/chips, whatever, is alllllllll over your lap and car, and the water bottle is still NOT OPEN, and you are then dying of thirst and candy/chips are alllllllllllll over the car and you!!! and the next person who cuts you off, especially if they have a cell phone hanging off their ear, gets the FULL FORCE of the complete frustration of it all. Yep, yep, yep….I am just positive that is the case, for absolutely and positively for sure that is exactly what has happened. lol

 
Comment by chas

Don’t be a pinhead.

 
Comment by Marshall

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

 
Comment by Gini

Alysin,

We are just soooooooooo excited, must congratulate Boompa on every space today!!! and the event of beautiful Elizabeth ~~sigh~~ we love babies for sure. They are our future…and maybe this is our future president??? Could be, and we saw it first on F&F, with Alysin. Yep!!! Could be, one never knows…hummm???? lol

 
Comment by Marshall

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential

 
Comment by Ron

“Careful, I’m in foreclosure”

 
Comment by DSwiffer

“If you don’t like the way I’m driving, stay off the sidewalk”. My house note, my girlfriend, my wife, are all one one past due”.

 
Comment by Chuck Harris

When I die, I want to go peaceful like my grandfather in his sleep. not screamimg like the other 4 people in his car.

(Bumper Sticker)

 
Comment by Luis

Funniest one I saw said “Obama for President” ;)

 
Comment by Mike K

My favorite was: Too bad ignorance isn’t painful.

 
Comment by Mike K

Another I saw: “Buy American before its too late”. It had an American flag turning into a Japanese flag. Not really funny except it was on the bumper of a Honda.

 
Comment by Mike Malone

“Sex isn’t Dirty, Unless You do it Right!”

 
Comment by Mike Malone

“If you like my bumper, Then you will love my headlights”

 
Comment by Mike Malone

“Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught!”

 
Comment by Mike Malone

“Hard work never killed anyone, but I won’t take the chance”

 
Comment by Tommy Skinner

The funniest one I have ever seen is a bumper sticker on the back of the dirtest car you have ever seen. So dirty you can’t tell what color it is and can’t figure out how the driver saw out of the windows. Sticker says, “A clean car is a sign of a weak mind”. Boy, there must be a lot of intelligent people out there.

 
Comment by Mike Malone

“How are Outlaws Different from In-Laws? Outlaws are Wanted”

 
Comment by Mark

Bumper sticker- Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are

(not really funny…but right on the money as far as personal advice goes, AC.

Mark W.

 
Comment by Jayne

On my sister’s Dodge Ram truck: “If you are going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair!”

 
Comment by Wendie

I saw this bumper sticker on an late 50’s model Ford Truck at a Classic Car Show ” A car is like a wife ……if it’s not yours, dont touch it!”

 
Comment by Ed Salazar

Hi Alisyn Camerola
I enjoy watching you on Fox and Friend this morining. I feel that you have a lot better way and ask the right question. You ask Mr Gingrich this morining the question that concern all American while Steven and Brian were asking what Mr Gingrich was wearing and what movies he was watching. You seen to be more aware of what going on. I hope that you stay and the clown go. Keep up the good work!

E

 
Comment by Eddie Good

If you can’t read this Call 1-800-NOT-READ

 
Comment by Dan Watson

seen on a white car in Texas:

I am a Democrat but:
I don’t vote for anyone with less experience than I have!

 
Comment by James Bradford

“Guns Don’t Kill People, Drivers With Cell Phones Do”

 
Comment by Donna Cook

This is THE best all time bumper sticker:

I’m driving like this to piss you off

 
Comment by Jayne

If you are going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair!

 
Comment by Ron Call

I always wanted to create a Bumper Sticker that read: “Some Days I just feel like Ctrl + Alt + Delete”
So now if someone does create the sticker, please send some of the royalties my way. ;-)
Ron

 
Comment by Artie Curtis

Keep honking – I’m reloading.

 
Comment by Kym

This is by far the funniest bumper sticker I have ever read.

Get any closer and I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.

 
Comment by Maime Corbett

One of the funniest bumper stickers: “I’m voting for Monica Lewinski’s ex boyfriends wife” :)
Love your show! Maime

 
Comment by Sam

Drive a Hybrid….I need your GAS!

sam
Texas

 
Comment by maggie boineau

My husband and I have two daughters and this one caught our eye in Myrtle Beach, SC. We saw a really beat up old hippie van and it had a bumper sticker that said:” Don’t laugh at this van, your daughter might be in it”.

Thanks, Maggie

 
Comment by Charles Blackford

My Sheltie is smarter than your honor student

 
Comment by Dave in Az.

Don’t bother me, I’m running out of room to hide the bodies!

 
Comment by gary

bumper stickers “russia sucks” and “buckle up hell ill buckle up when ted bundie buckles up”

 
Comment by Mike Fincel

My daughter is a teacher. Her bumper sticker says”If you can read this bumper sticker thank a teacher”.

 
Comment by pete C

couple of my favorites:
Keep honking, I’m reloading
I love cats, they taste like chicken
Horn broke, watch for finger
I’ll buckle up when Bundy does ( oldie but goodie, still seen around Florida)

 
Comment by Maine-ah

Be Alert
(we need more lerts)

Whats worn under a Kilt?
Nothing! All Parts work okey-dokey!

 
Comment by Beau Scott

If “War is not the answer” then we would still be British

 
Comment by lola brooks

spotted owl….taste like chicken

 
Comment by Sam D

Drive a Hybrid…I need your GAS!

sam
Texas

 
Comment by Jim

Bumper Sticker : I love animals their Delicious

 
Comment by Claire

On my husband’s car from the kids
“BACK OFF!! I’ve got kids, a pile of bills and a cruddy car. I’VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.”

 
Comment by james foster

“I owe, I owe, so off to work I go”

 
Comment by Kenny Sanders

This was the best one I had seen in a long time and appropriate given the times we are in.

“I have tried to see things from a liberal’s perspective. But, I’ve not been able to get my head that far up my rectum.”

 
Comment by HEEM

“When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail”

 
Comment by Sharon

My favorite bumper sticker…

IT’S OK TO DREAM…..JUST DON’T SLOBBER ON THE PILLOW!!

Ya’ll have a great day…it’s a beautiful morning in Arkansas

 
Comment by Trina P

Bumpersticker:

Keep honking, I’m reloading.

btw. Love your show.
Trina

 
Comment by Steve

Saw this one in Virginia and bought one.
Stop tailgating me or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield

 
Comment by Norma Ryan

The most clever bumper sticker I’ve seen: Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket.
Norma
Lexington, Ky

 
Comment by lola brooks

on the back window of a logging truck. spotted owl….taste like chicken

 
Comment by Don

This blond is such a Bimbo…

 
Comment by Donnie

On a Honda:
“Got Rice?”

On a lowrider:
“No fat chicks, will bottom out”

 
Comment by james foster

“If you believe there is no God– YOU BETTER BE RIGHT”

 
Comment by Wayne Turner

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read: “MY OTHER CAR IS OUT OF GAS”

 
Comment by Pam Stenzel

Don’t Drink and Park …. Accidents cause People!

 
Comment by al

i love mantees they taste just like chicken

 
Comment by HEEM

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to!

 
Comment by Don

Who did she have to do to get this gigg?

 
Comment by Eddie Good

How do you tell the differance between a Republican’s car and a democrat’s?
on the rear bumber of a democrats car – Run Obama Run
same one on the front bumber of a Republicans car

 
Comment by John

Seen in Boston Mass – “TED KENNEDY’S OLDSMOBILE HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN MY GUN”

Seen in Daytona Beach, Florida – “GROW YOUR OWN DOPE – PLANT A MAN ! ”

Seen in Ossipee, N. H. – “POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED CHANGING FOR THE SAME REASONS”

Seen in Ossipee, N.H. – “VEGETARIAN – AN OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER”

 
Comment by al

i love manatees they taste just like chicken

 
Comment by Peggy Fahey

If you can relate to this bumper sticker, you’ll burst out laughing…….I saw it on my neighbor’s van!

I HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT HOUSE DROPPED ON MY SISTER!

 
Comment by Bob Faber

Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my guns.

 
Comment by HEEM

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

 
Comment by Robin B.

To me bumper stickers were starting to all look alike until I saw “Poopoo occurs”

 
Comment by Pam Stenzel

This is for you Steve:

“The Happy Couple: MR. RIGHT & MRS. ALWAYS RIGHT”

 
Comment by Maine-ah

bumper sticker on a tuck

When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight
THE US MARINES

 
Comment by Mary Hesselgesser-Wright

Good Morning.
I have a great license plate frame. I have worked in the medical field in a laboratory for 30 years.
My frame says:

THE LAB CALLED …. YOUR BRAIN IS READY !

I cannot count how many positive comments I have received on this one.

 
Comment by Maine-ah

on a bumper in Portsmouth Nh

Proud to be an infidel

 
Comment by HEEM

Hi my name is HEEM. Remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long

 
Comment by Don

Now they are interviewing a dwarf about love. This show has nothing better to do, amazing…

 
Comment by ARLENE LIANTONIO

MY WESTIE IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT!!!!!!!

 
Comment by Bob Faber

I got 37mpg while driving from Md to Texas with the cruise set at 65! 2006 Honda Accord.

 
Comment by MARK D

ONLY A LIBERAL COULD TURN A TERRORIST INTO A VICTIM!

 
Comment by Dan Heath

What I want to put on my car. They speed up, they slow down, they climb hills at 30 mph and go down the back side at 70+; “I’m on cruise control, What are you on?”

 
Comment by Jim Byrne

“Hire a teenager, while they still KNOW EVERTHING”

 
Comment by HEEM

“Religions are just cults with more members”

 
Comment by HEEM

“When religion ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages”

 
Comment by Bob Weir

Funny bumper stickers;

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!

Horn broken, watch for finger

I’m just driving this way to tick you off!

Keep honking, I’m reloading!

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

Really enjoy Fox & Friends,,, Keep up the good work!

Bob Weir

 
Comment by Mary Hesselgesser-Wright

I have a great license plate frame which is as good as a bumper sticker. I have worked in the medical field in a laboratory for 30 years.

My frame says:

THE LAB CALLED…YOUR BRAIN IS READY!

I have enjoyed this frame and have had many comments on it and have seen lots of pointing and laughing in my rear view mirrow.

Have a great day. I watch you guys every morning prior to getting ready for work.

 
Comment by HEEM

“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.”

 
Comment by Wayne Lucas

Bumper sticker:

If you can read this bumper sticker, I’ve lost my trailor

 
Comment by HEEM

Vegetarian — Indian word meaning “lousy hunter.”

 
Comment by HEEM

“Common sense ain’t common.”

 
Comment by pamela lisinski

My brother and I saw a great bumper sticker , it was on a rather tall 4X4 truck and said ” YES IT’S LIFTED, CUZ FAT CHICKS CAN’T JUMP”
Hilarious….and I NOT a skinny women, Ha….

Have a great day, Alison
You are way too funny…….

 
Comment by HEEM

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

 
Comment by Nate Cook

On the back window of my friends truck “Drive it like you stole it”

 
Comment by HEEM

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

 
Comment by Todd F.

If ignorance is bliss, liberalism must be nirvana!

My child is inmate of the month at the county lock-up

Annoy a liberal

I’ll coexist when they stop cutting our heads off!

 
Comment by Don
 
Comment by HEEM

What’s the speed of dark?

 
Comment by Jay

Seen in Colorado Springs… Pink breast cancer awareness ribbon with:

Save the Ta Ta’s

 
Comment by james foster

BAD SPELLERS UNTIE

 
Comment by al

if drinking and driving is illegal then why do bars have parking lots?

 
Comment by HEEM

Uh . . I can’t stop thinking like this

 
Comment by Frank D'Alonzo

Seen on a dilapidated Chevy van: “Don’t laugh, your duaghter may be riding in this van.”

 
Comment by bill

“Would you drive better if I shoved your cellphone up your ass?”

 
Comment by Tom Aigner

blaming a gun for a crime , is like blaming an ice cream spoon for rosie o’donnel for being fat

 
Comment by HEEM

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

 
Comment by Janice

I may be fat, but you’re ugly ….. and I can diet.

 
Comment by HEEM

I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.

 
Comment by HEEM

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

 
Comment by Wayne from Winchester

On the back of a beat-up VW:

“My other car is the Starship Enterprise”

 
Comment by tony carini

WHEN IN DOUBT
EMPTY THE MAGAZINE

 
Comment by HEEM

My school colors were clear. We used to say, “I’m not naked, I’m in the band.”

 
Comment by Wayne from Winchester

This one isn’t funny – it is true:

“If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read it in English, thank a Veteran.”

 
Comment by HEEM

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas

 
Comment by al

theres plenty of room for all gods creatures right next too mashed potatoes

 
Comment by Ray

Allison:

You might remember this one from your years in Massachussetts:

“Warning: This car is a veteran of Boston’s Traffic!”

 
Comment by HEEM

A man is only as old as the woman he feels

 
Comment by HEEM

Suppose you were an idiot… And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself.

 
Comment by HEEM

Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

 
Comment by KY

Alisyn,

The ASS looks great, but there is no sound!!! oops!

 
Comment by Bob Johnston

My cars sport two bumper stickers:

Image of bin Laden with caption: “Who Would Osama Vote For?”

“Christians Never Lose!
Ro. 8:28 & 31

 
Comment by ralph

funny bumper sticker in texas.a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

 
Comment by Mike Malone

no alisyn!

Steve doesn’t look good enough in a skirt LOL

 
Comment by Karen

I live in FL where “snowbrids” are known for driving slow. The best bumper sticker I’ve seen here:

When I grow old, I’m going to retire, move up north and drive real SLOW.

too funny!

 
Comment by HEEM

I concur with KY

 
Comment by Kenny Sanders

This is a classic for Houston traffic,

“Keep honkin’ I’m reloadin”

 
Comment by HEEM

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once

 
Comment by HEEM

Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace

 
Comment by David Douell

Dirty arkansas truck reads “I wish my wife was this dirty!”

 
Comment by HEEM

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it

 
Comment by HEEM

,,,,,,,,,,I called in sick today,,,,,,,,,,,LOL

 
Comment by Joan Noblit

Funny bumper sticker:

I drive the speed limit. If you don’t like it, call a cop.

 
Comment by Ron

My wife’s Corvette convertible has a license plate frame that reads “You Should See Me With My Top Down”

 
Comment by HEEM

Vegetables aren’t food – Vegetables are what food eats

 
Comment by Gina

Seen on the back of a big Cadillac with 4 grey haired people inside in Scottsdale, AZ:

HELP!!! He farted and I can’t get out!!

 
Comment by HEEM

I drive way too fast to worry about cholestrol

 
Comment by HEEM

Reality is the leading cause of stress

 
Comment by FRANK ALLGAUER

ALISYN,BEST LEGS ON FOX. PATTI IS NICE BUT YOU ARE IT FOR DELIVERING THE NEWS. DON’T STAND BEHIND FOX LOGO I JUST LIKE THE WAY YOU STAND AND GIVE THE NEWS.

 
Comment by HEEM

…… and lastly is HEEMS favorite: Don’t sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things

 
Comment by AJ Smith

One of my favorites…
“EVERYONE KNOWS, GOD IS A REPUBLICAN”
AJ Smith
Cheyenne, WY

 
Comment by Harry & Sue McNine

while serving at NATO Belgium
on the back of a British registered car:

Paul Revere was a snitch

 
Comment by steve

Good judgement comes from experience,
Experience comes from bad judgement.

 
Comment by Joan

Funny bumper sticker:

We stayed together because of the dog.

 
Comment by elaine

You’ve seen election stickers like: Clinton ‘08, Obama ‘08, McCain ‘08 – how about this one: Screwed ‘08

 
Comment by Chris S

Here’s one that’s on my husbands 4×4 Chevy Suburban;
“Criminals prefer unarmed victims”
in his office he has…
“TRUTH, NOT TOLLERENCE”
and as you enter the door of his office you are greeted by…
“The Spin Stops Here”
Did I mention he’s a salesman?

 
Comment by Joan

Funny bumper sticker:

I can’t tell my teenagers anything. They already know it all.

 
Comment by Joan

Funny bumper sticker:

The more I love my cat, the more I sneeze.

 
Comment by Cal

Seen on on a slow driver’s car…. I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!!

 
Comment by Gini

Alysin,

This has been the very very best!!! I am laughing hard, and definitely need a KLEENEX!!! I think everyone has had a marvelous time out, and a very very good workout of the ever present SMILEY LINES, that have been in jeopardy with alllllllll the mayhem on the news with the weather, and the election cycle, and putting GAS IN PEARL, who is hungry for high test!!!! and I am putting the “middle” test in her…poor ol’ thang!!!! lol

 
Comment by Joan

Idea for bumper sticker:

Want to get rich quick? Become an oil speculator.

 
Comment by David

I got this TRUCK for my wife.
Pretty good trade! HUH?

 
Comment by Janiece Mathews

Years ago, I had a bumper sticker that read “Bumper Sticker”. I thought it was hilarious!

 
Comment by Jim Bird

This bumper sticker was on the trunk of the car not the bumper. I guess she really believed it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me.

 
Comment by Mary Alice Seal

This was a breast cancer awareness sticker “Save the tah-tahs”

 
Comment by Marshall

lib*er*al: a person so open-minded their brains have fallen out

 
Comment by Alistair

Simply…

Picture of Steve Ducey in leopard skin bike pants

 
Comment by Jo

Thou shall not steal
The government heates competition

 
Comment by Salvatore

Jayne, that was a good one.
Sal

 
Comment by John Owen

I don’t put stickers on my car, but I do have a bumper sticker in my office that says “Charter Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”

 
Comment by Marshall

Kinky is using a feather
Perverted is using the whole chicken

 
Comment by Marshall

I Missed Winning The Lottery
BY ONLY SIX NUMBERS

 
Comment by Marshall

If you are close enough to read this,
You just violated your restraining order!

 
Comment by Darlene Miller

As a rehabilitatrion R.N. I saw many tragic results of auto accidents

My bumper sticker read as follows (think about it).

REDUCE HOSPITAL COSTS
drive faster

 
Comment by Mary

“I was born ok the first time”

 
Comment by Teresa

I was dissappointed to hear your remarks on the muslim women who wanted to sit behind obama….they have a right to sit there just like anyone else….he as a presidental canidate has to deal with his background(that means nontruths just like all presidental canidates have had to! why does he get away with so much) like all that came before him…..

 
Comment by Geno

Eat Right
Excercise
Die Anyway

 
Comment by Emily

Good Morning Alisyn and Audra!

My two favorites:
At this point I’m voting the way my rice krispies tell me too!

Watch out for the idiot behind me!

Hope the day in NYC is as gorgous as the sunshine in Arkansas today! have a good one

 
Comment by Janiece Mathews

Years ago, I had a bumper sticker that read “Bumper Sticker”. I thought it was hilarious and it brought me some puzzled looks!

 
Comment by Ramon Mahan

a bumper sticker for both Democrats and Republicans… “Run Hillary Run”. The Democrats put it on the rear bumper and the republicans put it on the front bumper!
hee hee hee
Ramon

 
Comment by Danny Malone

MY favorite: “I’ll Forgive Jane Fonda – When The Jews Forgive Hitler.”

Vietnam Vet

 
Comment by dawn

I saw one last week that read “Hell was full so I came back”

 
Comment by John in NJ

On a car driven by a senior citizen:

I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I’M STILL AHEAD OF YOU.

 
Comment by Jim Bird

Bumper sticker in Dallas Texas.

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.

 
Comment by Marshall

Friends Don’t Let Friends
Vote Democrat!

 
Comment by Brian

“Mission 2008: Stop Osama, Obama & Chelsea’s Mama”

 
Comment by Dawn of the Morn

Kinda late coming on the blog, but work has to be done. I’ve seen too many funny bumper stickers to remember or count, but I’d like to create one to address those on the highways that don’t know what cruise control is…. “I’m on cruise control, what are you on?”.

Almost the weekend, yeah!

 
Comment by Nancy

Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall – he was pushed!

 
Comment by Tim

If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English, thank a Marine.

 
Comment by phil

Marshall needs toget a new hobbie or atleast a hobbie!!

 
Comment by Judy Dumperth

My favorite bumper sticker is:

If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

 
Comment by Terry

“Paddle Faster! I hear Banjo Music”

 
Comment by Sharon

Old bumper sticker.

Vote Kennedy, a blonde in every pond.

 
Comment by Jim-TN

As seen on the tail of a blown up Iraqi Jet in Mousel Iraq 2003

I (heart) Jet Noise

and

USMC

 
Comment by phil

marshall needs to get a Hobbie!!

 
Comment by Mike R

JESUS is coming….Look busy

 
Comment by kathleen schwartz

Eternity….
Smoking or Non-Smoking?

 
Comment by Chuck Halhober

If Hilery wins were screwed!

If Obama wins were screwed!

If McCain wins were still screwed!

We’re so Screwed!!!

 
Comment by kathleen

Eternity…

Smoking or Non-Smoking?

 
Comment by Kristen

On a brand new, HUGE Lexus SUV…

GO GREEN!

 
Comment by curtis pauling

Bumper sticker I use: MY Pastor Says: GOD “BLESS” America

 
Comment by Ann

Texas Aggie joke: bumper sticker that reads “Honk if I’m an Aggie.”

 
Comment by Barry Griffin

Funniest Bumper Sticker I have every seen is ” Unless You Are a Hemorrhoid Stay Off My Ass”

 
Comment by bigbama12

My other car is a broom

 
Comment by Dave Ellis

Going through the mountains of West Virginia on the back of a coal truck:
“I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!”

 
Comment by tony carini

WHEN IN DOUBT EMPTY THE MAGAZINE

 
Comment by Art

Bumper Sticker on a motor home driven by a senior citizen:

To All Virgins
Thanks for Nothing

 
Comment by S.TUCKER

GUN CONTROL IS HITTING YOUR TARGET!

 
Comment by Mark

National Atheist Day
April 1st

 
Comment by Carlos Martinez

I saw this one on a womans car:
My other car is a brromstick!

 
Comment by Bob Walker

Bumber sticker near navel base

There are submarines, all the rest are “targets”

 
Comment by Linda Marabito

Bush’s Last Day
January 20th, 2009

 
Comment by Gini

Alysin,

~~~laughing~~~ still…and it IS wine time almost!!! lol

 
Comment by Pan Dulce

The best bumper sticker ever was on the bumper of a VW Jetta Wagon seen as it passed me on the highway

“You just got beat by a station wagon”

Hilarious!!!!

 
Comment by Pan Dulce

on the bumper of a VW Jetta station wagon seen as it passed me on the highway…

“you just got beat by a station wagon”

 
Comment by Dixie

Bumper sticker we used in one of our books. It was stuck on an old rattle-trap pickup:
HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF.

Love Fox & Friends. I watch some part of it every day.

 
Comment by Joe Stetz

“Ted Kennedy’s Car has Killed More People Than My Gun Has.”

 
Comment by Joe Stetz

Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun Has

 
Comment by use2busmc

Earth First, We Will Log The Other Planets Later

 
Comment by Mike Richardson

“If you are still voting Democrat, you are stuck on stupid”

 
Comment by Stuart Tollefson

Being of Norwegian decent, the only bumper sticker I ever did “stick” on my bumper was:
IF LUTEFISK IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE LUTEFISK! As you may know, lutefisk is
fish soaked in lye and then cooked. It is either loved or hated by Scandinavians, and is a
Christmas tradition.

 
Comment by Jill Twardoski

My ALL TIME favorite bumper sticker seen in Missoula, MT
“You should not mess with DRAGONS because YOU are crunchy and go good with KETCHUP!

 
Comment by Mike Richardson

“Still voting democrat, You are stuck on stupid”

 
Comment by Darea

Driver carries no cash, he’s married

 
Comment by JR Ewing

Two I have on my truck, while not funny, are still very true:

1 – Consevative first, Republican second, American…ALWAYS!!!!!

2 – Guns save lives!! 2.5 Million Defensive uses last year!

One other that I’d like to mention:

3 – Freedom is never free!!

 
Comment by DIANNE FINCHER

BUMPER STICKER

“IF YOU CAN READ THIS BUMPER STICKER, YOU ARE FOLLOWING TO CLOSE.”

 
Comment by shelly k

my daddy was a squba diver he had this bumper sticker ” divers do it deeper”

 
Comment by Todd Robinson

Kerry Lost: Lose the Sticker

 
Comment by Jimbo (yes a Southerner)

Very old sticker I saw 30+ years ago. “You’re Ugly and your Momma dresses you funny” Would like to see one that says “Why don’t the rules apply to you?”

 
Comment by lars

Malik Obama confirms his half-brother Barack grew up a Muslim

Apparently the Obamas of Kenya have no doubt — contrary to the claims of the Obama campaign, that the presidential candidate was raised a Moslem. They take that as a given.
“Barack Obama’’s half brother Malik said Thursday that if elected his brother will be a good president for the Jewish people, despite his Muslim background. In an interview with Army Radio he expressed a special salutation from the Obamas of Kenya.”
http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12918.htm
http://www.anobamanation.net/2008/06/obamas-brother-confirms-barack-grew-up.html

 
Comment by Lovette
 
Comment by John Bowden

The higher you climb the flag pole, the more you show your butt!

 
Comment by whatever

“Do I LOOK like a freakin’ people person?”

 
Comment by Mike Hunt

HONK: IF YOU LOVE PEACE & QUIET

 
Comment by M.T. WORLEY

WHEN RICHARD NIXON WAS CAUSING ALL THAT TROUBLE. I SAW A BUMPER STICKER WHICH READ.
“LEE HARVEY OSWALD, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU”

 
Comment by Justin Skywatcher

Bumper stickers-
“Your tailgating is interfering with my phone call!”
“The only thing holding this car together is the bumper stickers”

 
Comment by Ken Hopwood

A favorite one in Nevada says:

“We don’t care how they do it in Nevada.”

This is as a result of large numbers of Californians moving to the adjacent State of Nevada.

 
Comment by Mac McLemore

Will the last American to leave Miami please bring the flag.

And

When administering lethal injection, do they rub on alcohol? Hmmmm!

 
Comment by Henry the Fly

“Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot”

 
Comment by Gary

Seen on 495 in Mass:

“Teddy, we’re pregnant — but we’ll cross that bridge later”

I laughed so hard I almost drove off the road!

 
Comment by Henry the Fly

Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing its Idiot

 
Comment by Y Not

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot

 
Comment by Bee Man

Somewhere in TX a village is missing its idiot

 
Comment by James Fountain

This is not a ‘funny sticker’ but it is exactly how I feel –” AMERICA love it or leave it!”. If it bothers you so much to live here, there are dozens of other countries in which to live.

 
Comment by Cindy Whitson

We’re only together because of the dog!

 
Comment by Bill Blue

Saw this on a trailer full of motercycles.

(Put something nice between your legs. Ride a bike.)

Please no name on the air
Thanks
Bill

 
Comment by Shelly

My 65-year-old Aunt driving around in her Lexus with a bumper sticker that read:
“Swim near a lifeguard” and a picture of someone going under. Always made me laugh. The best part is, she didn’t think it was funny — and was serious about it.

 
Comment by Jeffrey Voss

Even though I am a republican I saw this one on the way to work in Clearwater Fl “All republicans are for Voldermort” in reference to the Harry Potter movies.

 
Comment by Robin Conrads

Only users lose drugs!

 
Comment by Kara

On the back of a black Ford F150 pick up truck, written in hot pink: “Silly boys, trucks are for girls.”

 
Comment by Russell

The proctologist called, they found your head

 
Comment by Russell

EARTH FIRST, we’ll strip mine the others later

Visualize whirled peas

Lobster divers get more tail

PETA, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

 
Comment by Zim

Rear Bumper of a Democrat’s car – Run Hillary Run
Front bumper of a Republican’s car – Run Hillary Run

 
Comment by Russell

Being from Alaska I have always liked,
SUPPORT GLOBAL WORMING

 
Comment by Robyn

Living in PC Beach Fl. with the snowbirds visiting every year a friend of mine had this one made..
“You’ve Seen the Beach now Go Home.”

 
Comment by Gary Slater

All the Kookies are not in the jar.

 
Comment by Terri T.

Bumper Sticker on my car reads: BEST LEGS IN TOWN. At 70mph, people want proof!

 
Comment by Larry Williams

“Will the last American leaving please fold the flag and turn out the lights”

On the back of an old Continental “Lord please give me one more oil boom, I promise not to P#%% this one away!”

 
Comment by Steve Miller

2 things Is it a coincidence that B umper S ticker = BS?

And BS I like = If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?

 
Comment by CN

“Don’t believe everything you think.”

 
Comment by Larry Williams

On the back of an old Continental, “Lord, please give me one more oil boom, I promise not to piss this one away”

 
Comment by Dan

On a pickup truck:
” I’ll bet you a brand new truck, that I can stop faster than you can!”

 
Comment by Jerry McKenzie

Back in the late ’70’s, while I was driving to work one day near San Diego, CA, a big ole Lincoln, with a large man smoking a cigar driving it, passed me and his car had this bumper sticker: “Nuke the Whales.” Too me it was laugh out loud funny. You guys are great, keep up the good humor on your show.

Jerry

 
Comment by garazon

CONSIDER:AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK
PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC

 
Comment by BILL MITCHELL

“WELCOME TO MAINE”, NOW GO HOME!

 
Comment by Juliana

In the south one can say whatever one likes about another person as long as they follow it with “Bless your Heart”
My friend made me a bumper sticker that said “Bless her Heart=She’s so Stupid”
I have had folks sitting behind me at stop lights take pictures of this one.

 
Comment by J Twardoski

“Hypocrites against bumper stickers”

 
Comment by Cheryl

I’m honored to be
POLITICALLY INCORRECT

 
Comment by Juliana

In the south you can say anything you want about anyone as long as you say “Bless her heart” afterwards.
I have a bumper sticker that says “Bless her Heart=She’s so Stupid”
I have actually had folks take a picture of it while stopped at a red light.

 
Comment by Glenda

Caution: Driver Applying Makeup!
This was on my very first car and I always applied make-up while going anywhere!

 
Comment by Troy

I saw this on a pick-up truck:
“I killed a six-pack just to watch it die”

 
Comment by (not so) Rich Williams

My own personal favorite lately has been:

“Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for President.”

I recently saw a home-made one that had been placed on the door of a restroom stall at a Texas roadside rest area. It read:

“Don’t throw toothpicks in the toilet. The crabs are learning to pole vault.”
I would not want to meet up with such a mind!

 
Comment by Karen

My gun has killed less people than Kennedy’s car

 
Comment by Irma

Not a bumper sticker, but this gave me a good giggle…..
Seen on the back of a tee shirt of a Harley Davidson rider, “If you can read this, my b####h fell off “.

 
Comment by Deb

I’ve kept this sticker for years. I liked it so well I taped it inside my window to keep it out of the weather:

“We, the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.”

Two we like in Arizona: “Welcome to the U.S. Now speak English” and “Welcome to Arizona. Now go home!”

 
Comment by WesternRed

“We don’t need no stinkin’ Rinos” on a McCain campaign worker’s car.

 
Comment by Steve

I cant get anyone at Fox News to comment, maybe you can. I live in Louisiana and our state is in a corrupt mess. Our legislature just voted themselves a huge raise, more than double what they were getting, despite a very loud public outcry….and our golden boy gov. Bobby Jindal, when he ran for gov promised that he would veto this if it came up, now he is not, in favor of working with the legislature to get his adgenda passed…this is WRONG and needs to be spoken to on national TV.
this is a website hopefully with an article….

http://www.lanewslink.com/
Steve

 
Comment by Lisa

My Labrador Retriever is smarter that your honor student

I carry a .357 three days a week, yu guess which three

 
Comment by Kevin Tipton

“The voices in my head don’t worry me. The voices in your head does.”

 
Comment by Dennis

IMAGINE , you using your turn signal

 
Comment by Frank

If it’s not too late to post a bumper sticker comment here are two: Seen on a truck bumper which belonged to a guy who installed blinds: BLIND MAN DRIVING. And one seen a few years ago: IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW I’D HAVE PICKED MY OWN COTTEN.

 
Comment by Vickie Baker

As a Florida native, one of my favorites “Welcome to Florida…Now Go Home!”

 
Comment by Ramons Stacey

The funniest bumper sticker I think I have seen recently is an election related one driving through West Va.

I am voting for Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriends wife.

 
Comment by NJ

“I intend to live forever; so far so good”

 
Comment by Norm

“I don’t care that I’m apathetic.”

 
Comment by Jen

“Hug a logger! You’ll never go back to trees!”

 
Comment by Bob Burlbaugh

On a car driven by a beautiful blond: “There is no such thing as a dumb blonde” The bumper sticker was on upside down – and of course, I had to wiggle around to read it!

 
Comment by david dowling

HELP STAMP OUT BUMPER STICKERS

 
Comment by Robert Sistrunk

My uncle, who is now retired from the Navy, had one on his truck. “Support Search and Resuce, GET LOST!!”

 
Comment by Robert Sistrunk

My uncle, who is now retired from the Navy, had one on his truck, “Support Search and Rescue, GET LOST!!”

 
Comment by Alan Myers

“Anger management graduate. What the hell are you looking at?”

 
Comment by Bruce

on the back of a truck…leg inspection 12 feet ahead

 
Comment by Davis

Bumper Sticker

“ASK ME IF I CARE”

 
Comment by Mark

SO MANY WOMEN
SO LITTLE COOPERATION

and

JUST BECAUSE I’M PARANOID
DOESN’T MEAN THAT THEY’RE NOT OUT TO GET ME

 
Comment by TeeBeeTeeBee

It’s a car, idiot, not a phone booth!

 
Comment by Joe Lexington SC

Here’s two that I’ve seen

1) I’m fat, your ugly I can go on a diet

2) Unless your a hemoriod, get off my ass

 
Comment by Jes

(I saw this one in N.C. a few years back and will never forget it!) Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit….

 
Comment by Vince

LIBS IN CONGRESS.
Call it what you want, but this isn’t leadership

 
Comment by Ron Holmes

Best Bumper Sticker seen at a local drug store: I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun

 
Comment by Vince

Congress has a new name.
The MOB.

 
Comment by Brad

“I would rather be watching the FoxNewsChannel than all the rest”

Another one could be:

“Number one Official FoxNews fanatic”

And lastly,

“Support your local hometown news organization that gives the news to you fair and balanced”

I dont see why ppl who have numerous bumper stickers on their car are more prone to road rage. I heard its because of our great dependance on technology nowadays. We expect everything to happen right away. And we get impatient when we have to wait even for a second for a single thing.

I wonder if FoxNews has their own trademarked bumper stickers we can get for free at their studios. Does anyone know?

 
Comment by Wayne Doering

This is not a funny Bumper Sticker but, it’s effective to say the least.

“ANY CAUSE IS A LOST CAUSE WITHOUT A REDUCTION IN POPULATION”

That says it all in today’s world….

 
Comment by Jim

An Obama Nation would be an Abomination

 
Comment by vivian Shehane

JUST SAY NObama

 
Comment by rodney larck

a.t.f. should be a store not a part of the goverement

 
Comment by Lane Rusell

The one on my car that says, “Undecided Voters for CANDIDATE!”

 
Comment by Dennis Denton

I have this on the back of my horse trailer:
“Back Off Cityboy”

Here are a few I collected along the way…..

“Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism WAR has never solved anything.”

War is NOT the Answer, Victory is the Answer

“If You’re Not Outraged by the Left, You’re Not Paying Attention.”

Ferengie School of Dentistry

Jesus loves you; Allah wants you dead.

Wag more…Bark less

“Its God’s job to judge the terrorists
Its our job to arrage the meeting.
United States Marine Corps”

“The more people I meet, the more I love my horses”

I wish Hillary would have married OJ!

Planned Parenthood:
Destroying a Generation
One Baby At a Time.

If God does not destroy San Francisco, He owes Sodom and Gomorrah a real apology.

Conservatives hate what people do; Liberals hate who people are.

Freedom isn’t for everyone, only those willing to fight for it.

 
Comment by Barbara Doerr

The funniest bumper sticker i have seen said – “Where am I going and why am I in this hand basket”

 
Comment by Lynn D

I’m a big 24 fan, and I recently saw a bumper sticker that said:

SUPERMAN WEARS JACK BAUER PAJAMAS

 
Comment by Bill Crandell

Annoy a LIBERAL … Work hard and be happy!

 
Comment by Laurie

I’d rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Kennedy

 
Comment by Kim

“WORK HARDER – Millions on welfare are depending on you”

I think that sums it up.

 
Comment by Bill Crandell

ANNOY A LIBERAL – WORK HARD AND BE HAPPY!

 
Comment by Laurel

Ride a Draft Horse, It makes your butt look small.

Treat you like my horse, yeah right!

Driver carries no cash, owns a horse

Anyone can ride a horse, it just takes talent to stay on.

 
Comment by Ralph

A few years ago, a couple of local radio hosts had created a character who would call people up, try to get them upset by stating something outrageous, and then threaten to ” whup their ass”

They had a bumper sticker they distributed that said “Vote for Roy D. Mercer, the Pop-Knot Party – Vote for me or I’ll pop a knot on your head”

 
Comment by esej

“Ban Bumper Stickers”

 
Comment by esej

my fav: “Ban Bumper Stickers”

 
Comment by Marty Behm

“Our family supports P*E*T*A*”
(*People *Eating *Tasty *Animals)

 
Comment by Sandy Wangberg

On the back of my PT Cruiser:

Consider:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic

 
Comment by Trina P

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.

 
Comment by Wayne

two of the funniest bumper stickers I’ve ever seen,,,,,

I’m too sexy for my hair,,,
That’s why there aint none there!

I’m the fat lady,,, and I aint singing sh*t!!

Keep up the good work Alisyn

 
Comment by Tina Arseneau

I was waiting at a drive thru and the car in front of me had “we we dr” on it. I am thinking it was probably a urologist. It sure gave me a good laugh!

 
Comment by Wayne

two of the best bumper stickers I’ve ever seen,,,,,

I’m too sexy for my hair,,,
That’s why there aint none there!

I’m the fat lady ,,, and I aint singing sh*t!

 
Comment by letha

There are so many funny bumper stickers out there, but my favorites are…….

1.) MEAN PEOPLE SUCK!

2.) What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it is all about?

and last but certainly not least….

3.) Save the earth! It’s the only planet with Chocolate!

 
Comment by Jeff

Hold Your Nose & Vote For McCain!

I saw it at this website: http://www.HoldYourNoseForMcCain.com

 
Comment by Jeff

Hold Your Nose & Vote For McCain

 
Comment by Mary Elizabeth Rumsey-Porter, Texas

WE KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY TIMES
BRIAN HAS LEFT BEHIND HIS BLACKBERRY.
.
.
THE STOP SIGN IS FOR THE CAR BEHIND ME.
.
.
WE WATCH THE ATSS-
TO LEARN ONE MORE
THING THAT WE DIDN’T
KNOW.
.
I’M NOT FROM EAST MONTGOMERY COUNTY
TEXAS, BUT I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Porter, Texas
East Montgomery County Texas

 
Comment by Jodie

I saw one that said ” I’m voting for Monica’s boyfriend’s wife.” That says it all. Too bad she had to throw in the towel. I still wouldn’t voter for her.

 
Comment by TAG

Eschew Obfuscation

I had to look it up but I laughed the rest of the day

 
Comment by Ashley Parker

“if your’e going to burn our flag, you should wrap yourself in it first!”…

i thought this was halarious. so true.

 
Comment by Keith Onsted

Favorite Bumper Stckers, I have a few:

I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.

When I want you opinion I will beat it out of you.

The word for today is LEGs, help spread the word.

Put something really exciting between your legs, ride a Harley.

 
Comment by Scott

“You’ve just been passed by a toaster” – on one of those Scion Xb

 
Comment by Jessica

Hey Al!!

Two of my favorites this one is on my car now

My child is inmate of the month at the county jail.

this one because i am sooo tired of seeing eveyrones kids being student of the month at their school, lets get real ok? how many ppls kids don’t make it there?

my oldie but favorite that I cannot find anymore..

I am suffereing from a sexually transmitted disease…..CHILDREN!!

My favorite!!!
Love you & Miss you!!
XOXO

 
Comment by Kevin Tipton

“I don’t believe in atheism.”

 
Comment by Eddie Good

Panic and Disorder….
My work here is done

 
Comment by Colleen Boggs

Funniest bumper sticker I’ve seen says “Stop Global Whining”

 
Comment by Stacey

Well i am considerably older now….but in the eaarly 80″s I dated a guy for a very long time..(he is the bass player with Black Oak Arkansas Now…none the less we would host at our home the “Revival” which was a band that played homage to Credence Clearwater Revival..& they were good… they came through town (Ft. Smith, Arkansas) once or twice a year..they were really, really good..& they would stay with us…They had this car a HUGE, LONG BEATER..PIECE OF CRAP CAR..It was covered from end to end with bumper stickers…quite an embarrassment when my parents came for Thanksgiving……and all these long hairs at the table..I will never forget it….there was not an inch that was not covered in bumper stickers…..The best one..DON’T LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE IN HERE…..Sweetest guys I ever met…Stacey, Tulsa, OK

 
Comment by Alison

Here are two funny bumper stickers seen down here in Savannah, GA:
If it freezes in Hell, I’ll ski there too!
Military Spouse: Giving up sex for your freedom

 
Comment by Barry Yo0com

Bumper sticker in Talkeetna, Alaska:

I’ve got a wife and a truck and they both work.

Also:

The two main sources of income in upper Matanuska-Susitna valley: Slope or Dope.

 
Comment by John F. Hamilton

Dear Alisyn,
I love your show and your politics. I find myself watching the Today Show less and less. My dad had a Bronze Star from Vietnam and my Uncle Tony “Gunny” Santomasso was a Korean War Hero (Operation Buffalo by Nolan). Outmanned 8:1 and won. Incredible. I live in Yorktown, Virginia and Hampton Roads is the largest military area in the country. We are so grateful for FoxNews and your pro-military stance. Thank God someone is!
Three great old bumper stickers when Virginia was a lot more countrified.
1- Jack and Charlie, my two favorite Daniels.
2- Sworn to fun, loyal to none.
3- Gas, grass, or a** , nobody rides for free (The all-time greatest).

I also sent you two songs, “Julie Banderas and the FoxNews Blondes”(which I thought was hilarious) and “Terri Schiavo”(a very serious song). I have the distinction of possibly being the only conservative folk songwriter alive. All the other ones are annoying liberals. Did you get them?

Keep fighting the good fight. America needs FoxNews now more than ever.

Sincerely,
your FoxFan,
John F. Hamilton

 
Comment by John F. Hamilton

Dear Alisyn,
How exciting. I finally had a comment posted on FoxNews. I am warmly reminded of three more of my favorite Virginia bumper stickers from days gone by.

1-If you burn our flag, we’ll make ten more(one of the greatest ever).
2-If this van’s a-rocking, don’t come a-knocking(an oldie but a goodie).
3- Sports update- U.S. 2 Libya 0 (this was also a t-shirt and was a reference to when we took down two
of their planes (as an Air Force brat my buddies used to tell me they were afraid to fly at night).
Truly a masterpiece!!!

Sincerely,
your FoxFan,
John f. Hamilton

 
Comment by bill

i live in sevierville tennessee and if you ever been to dollywood you know how terrible the traffic is here in the summer. we have bumper stickers here that say, “if its tourest season can we shoot them?” bill

 
Comment by John F. Hamilton

More bumper stickers

 
Comment by Brad

Here are a couple of weird bumper stickers quotes i happened to stumble across:

“Using my turn signal will reveal by plans to the enemy”

“A mans home is his castle, until the queen arrives”

 
Comment by Brad

Hey Bill-

I have seen that bumper sticker with the quote “if its tourist season, whycan we shoot them?”

Isnt that from a tattoo and body piercing parlor?

 
Comment by Connie Morey

This bumber sticker saved us from getting a speeding ticket; BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT!

 
Comment by Steve in VA

Saw this about 10 years ago and loved ever since.

“Save the unborn gay whales in the [Chesapeake] bay”

Covers 4 things with one bumper sticker.

 

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