June 19th, 2008 7:06 AM Eastern
Funny Bumper Stickers
by Alisyn Camerota
We’e doing a story on how people who put bumper stickers on their cars have more road rage. Tell me some of the funniest bumper stickers you’ve seen and I’ll read them on the air.
on the back of a rolls royce:
my other car is a rolls royce-
on the back of a mary kay pink cadillac,
inner beauty won’t get your laid-
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
On the back of the big black Lincoln Town Car
If the Screams from my Trunk Bother You, Turn up your Radio
Hi Allison,
While I haven’t seen this on a car, I thought about having a bumper sticker made up that says: ” If you think I can’t drive, you ought to see me park!”
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
“I would rather be watching Fox & friends”
Ok, it isn’t really a bumper sticker I have seen, but gosh darn it, shouldn’t it be a bumper sticker!
(Get with it Fox News marketing!)
If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
“Conserve toilet paper, use both sides”
on a cadillac driven by an elderly woman
Please find the footage of young brian with the “coiffed hair” on the first UFC pay per view
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids
Kerry/Edwards
Sal
Driver carries no cash; he’s married
Don’t Steal! The Government hates competition…
Look out! I drive just like YOU
There’s no such thing as an ugly millionaire.
On a vet’s truck’s left bumper: “I (Heart symbol) dogs” and on the right bumper: “I (spade symbol) cats”
Alisyn I saw this one a few years ago, it said,
“kill the stupid”
I was thinking I hope they dont kill me,lol
Sal
Carpe Diem - manana
What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0!
Alysin,
“BACK OFF!!!! i AM A GODDESS”, was on the back of my daughters car, and it always made me laugh out loud…as it is soooooooo true for sure.
I don’t put bumper stickers on my car, and I don’t think they have anything to do with the road rage at all, of course. That is just silly!! They should have paid me for this as I know the answer!!!! It is allllllllllll about the water bottle that one cannot get open without a wrench!!! and the bag of candy that you cant’ get open, and when you finally do, the candy/chips, whatever, is alllllllll over your lap and car, and the water bottle is still NOT OPEN, and you are then dying of thirst and candy/chips are alllllllllllll over the car and you!!! and the next person who cuts you off, especially if they have a cell phone hanging off their ear, gets the FULL FORCE of the complete frustration of it all. Yep, yep, yep….I am just positive that is the case, for absolutely and positively for sure that is exactly what has happened. lol
Don’t be a pinhead.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Alysin,
We are just soooooooooo excited, must congratulate Boompa on every space today!!! and the event of beautiful Elizabeth ~~sigh~~ we love babies for sure. They are our future…and maybe this is our future president??? Could be, and we saw it first on F&F, with Alysin. Yep!!! Could be, one never knows…hummm???? lol
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
“Careful, I’m in foreclosure”
“If you don’t like the way I’m driving, stay off the sidewalk”. My house note, my girlfriend, my wife, are all one one past due”.
When I die, I want to go peaceful like my grandfather in his sleep. not screamimg like the other 4 people in his car.
(Bumper Sticker)
Funniest one I saw said “Obama for President”
My favorite was: Too bad ignorance isn’t painful.
Another I saw: “Buy American before its too late”. It had an American flag turning into a Japanese flag. Not really funny except it was on the bumper of a Honda.
“Sex isn’t Dirty, Unless You do it Right!”
“If you like my bumper, Then you will love my headlights”
“Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught!”
“Hard work never killed anyone, but I won’t take the chance”
The funniest one I have ever seen is a bumper sticker on the back of the dirtest car you have ever seen. So dirty you can’t tell what color it is and can’t figure out how the driver saw out of the windows. Sticker says, “A clean car is a sign of a weak mind”. Boy, there must be a lot of intelligent people out there.
“How are Outlaws Different from In-Laws? Outlaws are Wanted”
Bumper sticker- Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
(not really funny…but right on the money as far as personal advice goes, AC.
Mark W.
On my sister’s Dodge Ram truck: “If you are going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair!”
I saw this bumper sticker on an late 50’s model Ford Truck at a Classic Car Show ” A car is like a wife ……if it’s not yours, dont touch it!”
Hi Alisyn Camerola
I enjoy watching you on Fox and Friend this morining. I feel that you have a lot better way and ask the right question. You ask Mr Gingrich this morining the question that concern all American while Steven and Brian were asking what Mr Gingrich was wearing and what movies he was watching. You seen to be more aware of what going on. I hope that you stay and the clown go. Keep up the good work!
E
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seen on a white car in Texas:
I am a Democrat but:
I don’t vote for anyone with less experience than I have!
“Guns Don’t Kill People, Drivers With Cell Phones Do”
This is THE best all time bumper sticker:
I’m driving like this to piss you off
If you are going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair!
I always wanted to create a Bumper Sticker that read: “Some Days I just feel like Ctrl + Alt + Delete”
So now if someone does create the sticker, please send some of the royalties my way.
Ron
Keep honking - I’m reloading.
This is by far the funniest bumper sticker I have ever read.
Get any closer and I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.
One of the funniest bumper stickers: “I’m voting for Monica Lewinski’s ex boyfriends wife”
Love your show! Maime
Drive a Hybrid….I need your GAS!
sam
Texas
My husband and I have two daughters and this one caught our eye in Myrtle Beach, SC. We saw a really beat up old hippie van and it had a bumper sticker that said:” Don’t laugh at this van, your daughter might be in it”.
Thanks, Maggie
My Sheltie is smarter than your honor student
Don’t bother me, I’m running out of room to hide the bodies!
bumper stickers “russia sucks” and “buckle up hell ill buckle up when ted bundie buckles up”
My daughter is a teacher. Her bumper sticker says”If you can read this bumper sticker thank a teacher”.
couple of my favorites:
Keep honking, I’m reloading
I love cats, they taste like chicken
Horn broke, watch for finger
I’ll buckle up when Bundy does ( oldie but goodie, still seen around Florida)
Be Alert
(we need more lerts)
Whats worn under a Kilt?
Nothing! All Parts work okey-dokey!
If “War is not the answer” then we would still be British
spotted owl….taste like chicken
Drive a Hybrid…I need your GAS!
sam
Texas
Bumper Sticker : I love animals their Delicious
On my husband’s car from the kids
“BACK OFF!! I’ve got kids, a pile of bills and a cruddy car. I’VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.”
“I owe, I owe, so off to work I go”
This was the best one I had seen in a long time and appropriate given the times we are in.
“I have tried to see things from a liberal’s perspective. But, I’ve not been able to get my head that far up my rectum.”
“When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail”
My favorite bumper sticker…
IT’S OK TO DREAM…..JUST DON’T SLOBBER ON THE PILLOW!!
Ya’ll have a great day…it’s a beautiful morning in Arkansas
Bumpersticker:
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
btw. Love your show.
Trina
Saw this one in Virginia and bought one.
Stop tailgating me or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield
The most clever bumper sticker I’ve seen: Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket.
Norma
Lexington, Ky
on the back window of a logging truck. spotted owl….taste like chicken
This blond is such a Bimbo…
On a Honda:
“Got Rice?”
On a lowrider:
“No fat chicks, will bottom out”
“If you believe there is no God– YOU BETTER BE RIGHT”
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read: “MY OTHER CAR IS OUT OF GAS”
Don’t Drink and Park …. Accidents cause People!
i love mantees they taste just like chicken
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to!
Who did she have to do to get this gigg?
How do you tell the differance between a Republican’s car and a democrat’s?
on the rear bumber of a democrats car - Run Obama Run
same one on the front bumber of a Republicans car
Seen in Boston Mass - “TED KENNEDY’S OLDSMOBILE HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN MY GUN”
Seen in Daytona Beach, Florida - “GROW YOUR OWN DOPE - PLANT A MAN ! ”
Seen in Ossipee, N. H. - “POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED CHANGING FOR THE SAME REASONS”
Seen in Ossipee, N.H. - “VEGETARIAN - AN OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER”
i love manatees they taste just like chicken
If you can relate to this bumper sticker, you’ll burst out laughing…….I saw it on my neighbor’s van!
I HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT HOUSE DROPPED ON MY SISTER!
Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my guns.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
To me bumper stickers were starting to all look alike until I saw “Poopoo occurs”
This is for you Steve:
“The Happy Couple: MR. RIGHT & MRS. ALWAYS RIGHT”
bumper sticker on a tuck
When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight
THE US MARINES
Good Morning.
I have a great license plate frame. I have worked in the medical field in a laboratory for 30 years.
My frame says:
THE LAB CALLED …. YOUR BRAIN IS READY !
I cannot count how many positive comments I have received on this one.
on a bumper in Portsmouth Nh
Proud to be an infidel
Hi my name is HEEM. Remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long
Now they are interviewing a dwarf about love. This show has nothing better to do, amazing…
MY WESTIE IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT!!!!!!!
I got 37mpg while driving from Md to Texas with the cruise set at 65! 2006 Honda Accord.
ONLY A LIBERAL COULD TURN A TERRORIST INTO A VICTIM!
What I want to put on my car. They speed up, they slow down, they climb hills at 30 mph and go down the back side at 70+; “I’m on cruise control, What are you on?”
“Hire a teenager, while they still KNOW EVERTHING”
“Religions are just cults with more members”
“When religion ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages”
Funny bumper stickers;
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!
Horn broken, watch for finger
I’m just driving this way to tick you off!
Keep honking, I’m reloading!
Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?
Really enjoy Fox & Friends,,, Keep up the good work!
Bob Weir
I have a great license plate frame which is as good as a bumper sticker. I have worked in the medical field in a laboratory for 30 years.
My frame says:
THE LAB CALLED…YOUR BRAIN IS READY!
I have enjoyed this frame and have had many comments on it and have seen lots of pointing and laughing in my rear view mirrow.
Have a great day. I watch you guys every morning prior to getting ready for work.
“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.”
Bumper sticker:
If you can read this bumper sticker, I’ve lost my trailor
Vegetarian — Indian word meaning “lousy hunter.”