We’e doing a story on how people who put bumper stickers on their cars have more road rage. Tell me some of the funniest bumper stickers you’ve seen and I’ll read them on the air.
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on the back of a rolls royce:
my other car is a rolls royce-
on the back of a mary kay pink cadillac,
inner beauty won’t get your laid-
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
On the back of the big black Lincoln Town Car
If the Screams from my Trunk Bother You, Turn up your Radio
Hi Allison,
While I haven’t seen this on a car, I thought about having a bumper sticker made up that says: ” If you think I can’t drive, you ought to see me park!”
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
“I would rather be watching Fox & friends”
Ok, it isn’t really a bumper sticker I have seen, but gosh darn it, shouldn’t it be a bumper sticker!
(Get with it Fox News marketing!)
If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
“Conserve toilet paper, use both sides”
on a cadillac driven by an elderly woman
Please find the footage of young brian with the “coiffed hair” on the first UFC pay per view
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids
Kerry/Edwards
Sal
Driver carries no cash; he’s married
Don’t Steal! The Government hates competition…
Look out! I drive just like YOU
There’s no such thing as an ugly millionaire.
On a vet’s truck’s left bumper: “I (Heart symbol) dogs” and on the right bumper: “I (spade symbol) cats”
Alisyn I saw this one a few years ago, it said,
“kill the stupid”
I was thinking I hope they dont kill me,lol
Sal
Carpe Diem – manana
What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0!
Alysin,
“BACK OFF!!!! i AM A GODDESS”, was on the back of my daughters car, and it always made me laugh out loud…as it is soooooooo true for sure.
I don’t put bumper stickers on my car, and I don’t think they have anything to do with the road rage at all, of course. That is just silly!! They should have paid me for this as I know the answer!!!! It is allllllllllll about the water bottle that one cannot get open without a wrench!!! and the bag of candy that you cant’ get open, and when you finally do, the candy/chips, whatever, is alllllllll over your lap and car, and the water bottle is still NOT OPEN, and you are then dying of thirst and candy/chips are alllllllllllll over the car and you!!! and the next person who cuts you off, especially if they have a cell phone hanging off their ear, gets the FULL FORCE of the complete frustration of it all. Yep, yep, yep….I am just positive that is the case, for absolutely and positively for sure that is exactly what has happened. lol
Don’t be a pinhead.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Alysin,
We are just soooooooooo excited, must congratulate Boompa on every space today!!! and the event of beautiful Elizabeth ~~sigh~~ we love babies for sure. They are our future…and maybe this is our future president??? Could be, and we saw it first on F&F, with Alysin. Yep!!! Could be, one never knows…hummm???? lol
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
“Careful, I’m in foreclosure”
“If you don’t like the way I’m driving, stay off the sidewalk”. My house note, my girlfriend, my wife, are all one one past due”.
When I die, I want to go peaceful like my grandfather in his sleep. not screamimg like the other 4 people in his car.
(Bumper Sticker)
Funniest one I saw said “Obama for President”
My favorite was: Too bad ignorance isn’t painful.
Another I saw: “Buy American before its too late”. It had an American flag turning into a Japanese flag. Not really funny except it was on the bumper of a Honda.
“Sex isn’t Dirty, Unless You do it Right!”
“If you like my bumper, Then you will love my headlights”
“Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught!”
“Hard work never killed anyone, but I won’t take the chance”
The funniest one I have ever seen is a bumper sticker on the back of the dirtest car you have ever seen. So dirty you can’t tell what color it is and can’t figure out how the driver saw out of the windows. Sticker says, “A clean car is a sign of a weak mind”. Boy, there must be a lot of intelligent people out there.
“How are Outlaws Different from In-Laws? Outlaws are Wanted”
Bumper sticker- Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
(not really funny…but right on the money as far as personal advice goes, AC.
Mark W.
On my sister’s Dodge Ram truck: “If you are going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair!”
I saw this bumper sticker on an late 50’s model Ford Truck at a Classic Car Show ” A car is like a wife ……if it’s not yours, dont touch it!”
Hi Alisyn Camerola
I enjoy watching you on Fox and Friend this morining. I feel that you have a lot better way and ask the right question. You ask Mr Gingrich this morining the question that concern all American while Steven and Brian were asking what Mr Gingrich was wearing and what movies he was watching. You seen to be more aware of what going on. I hope that you stay and the clown go. Keep up the good work!
E
If you can’t read this Call 1-800-NOT-READ
seen on a white car in Texas:
I am a Democrat but:
I don’t vote for anyone with less experience than I have!
“Guns Don’t Kill People, Drivers With Cell Phones Do”
This is THE best all time bumper sticker:
I’m driving like this to piss you off
If you are going to ride my a**, at least pull my hair!
I always wanted to create a Bumper Sticker that read: “Some Days I just feel like Ctrl + Alt + Delete”
So now if someone does create the sticker, please send some of the royalties my way.
Ron
Keep honking – I’m reloading.
This is by far the funniest bumper sticker I have ever read.
Get any closer and I’ll flick a booger on your windshield.
One of the funniest bumper stickers: “I’m voting for Monica Lewinski’s ex boyfriends wife”
Love your show! Maime
Drive a Hybrid….I need your GAS!
sam
Texas
My husband and I have two daughters and this one caught our eye in Myrtle Beach, SC. We saw a really beat up old hippie van and it had a bumper sticker that said:” Don’t laugh at this van, your daughter might be in it”.
Thanks, Maggie
My Sheltie is smarter than your honor student
Don’t bother me, I’m running out of room to hide the bodies!
bumper stickers “russia sucks” and “buckle up hell ill buckle up when ted bundie buckles up”
My daughter is a teacher. Her bumper sticker says”If you can read this bumper sticker thank a teacher”.
couple of my favorites:
Keep honking, I’m reloading
I love cats, they taste like chicken
Horn broke, watch for finger
I’ll buckle up when Bundy does ( oldie but goodie, still seen around Florida)
Be Alert
(we need more lerts)
Whats worn under a Kilt?
Nothing! All Parts work okey-dokey!
If “War is not the answer” then we would still be British
spotted owl….taste like chicken
Drive a Hybrid…I need your GAS!
sam
Texas
Bumper Sticker : I love animals their Delicious
On my husband’s car from the kids
“BACK OFF!! I’ve got kids, a pile of bills and a cruddy car. I’VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.”
“I owe, I owe, so off to work I go”
This was the best one I had seen in a long time and appropriate given the times we are in.
“I have tried to see things from a liberal’s perspective. But, I’ve not been able to get my head that far up my rectum.”
“When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail”
My favorite bumper sticker…
IT’S OK TO DREAM…..JUST DON’T SLOBBER ON THE PILLOW!!
Ya’ll have a great day…it’s a beautiful morning in Arkansas
Bumpersticker:
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
btw. Love your show.
Trina
Saw this one in Virginia and bought one.
Stop tailgating me or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield
The most clever bumper sticker I’ve seen: Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket.
Norma
Lexington, Ky
on the back window of a logging truck. spotted owl….taste like chicken
This blond is such a Bimbo…
On a Honda:
“Got Rice?”
On a lowrider:
“No fat chicks, will bottom out”
“If you believe there is no God– YOU BETTER BE RIGHT”
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read: “MY OTHER CAR IS OUT OF GAS”
Don’t Drink and Park …. Accidents cause People!
i love mantees they taste just like chicken
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to!
Who did she have to do to get this gigg?
How do you tell the differance between a Republican’s car and a democrat’s?
on the rear bumber of a democrats car – Run Obama Run
same one on the front bumber of a Republicans car
Seen in Boston Mass – “TED KENNEDY’S OLDSMOBILE HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN MY GUN”
Seen in Daytona Beach, Florida – “GROW YOUR OWN DOPE – PLANT A MAN ! ”
Seen in Ossipee, N. H. – “POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED CHANGING FOR THE SAME REASONS”
Seen in Ossipee, N.H. – “VEGETARIAN – AN OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER”
i love manatees they taste just like chicken
If you can relate to this bumper sticker, you’ll burst out laughing…….I saw it on my neighbor’s van!
I HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT HOUSE DROPPED ON MY SISTER!
Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my guns.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
To me bumper stickers were starting to all look alike until I saw “Poopoo occurs”
This is for you Steve:
“The Happy Couple: MR. RIGHT & MRS. ALWAYS RIGHT”
bumper sticker on a tuck
When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight
THE US MARINES
Good Morning.
I have a great license plate frame. I have worked in the medical field in a laboratory for 30 years.
My frame says:
THE LAB CALLED …. YOUR BRAIN IS READY !
I cannot count how many positive comments I have received on this one.
on a bumper in Portsmouth Nh
Proud to be an infidel
Hi my name is HEEM. Remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long
Now they are interviewing a dwarf about love. This show has nothing better to do, amazing…
MY WESTIE IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT!!!!!!!
I got 37mpg while driving from Md to Texas with the cruise set at 65! 2006 Honda Accord.
ONLY A LIBERAL COULD TURN A TERRORIST INTO A VICTIM!
What I want to put on my car. They speed up, they slow down, they climb hills at 30 mph and go down the back side at 70+; “I’m on cruise control, What are you on?”
“Hire a teenager, while they still KNOW EVERTHING”
“Religions are just cults with more members”
“When religion ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages”
Funny bumper stickers;
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!
Horn broken, watch for finger
I’m just driving this way to tick you off!
Keep honking, I’m reloading!
Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?
Really enjoy Fox & Friends,,, Keep up the good work!
Bob Weir
I have a great license plate frame which is as good as a bumper sticker. I have worked in the medical field in a laboratory for 30 years.
My frame says:
THE LAB CALLED…YOUR BRAIN IS READY!
I have enjoyed this frame and have had many comments on it and have seen lots of pointing and laughing in my rear view mirrow.
Have a great day. I watch you guys every morning prior to getting ready for work.
“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.”
Bumper sticker:
If you can read this bumper sticker, I’ve lost my trailor
Vegetarian — Indian word meaning “lousy hunter.”
“Common sense ain’t common.”
My brother and I saw a great bumper sticker , it was on a rather tall 4X4 truck and said ” YES IT’S LIFTED, CUZ FAT CHICKS CAN’T JUMP”
Hilarious….and I NOT a skinny women, Ha….
Have a great day, Alison
You are way too funny…….
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
On the back window of my friends truck “Drive it like you stole it”
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
If ignorance is bliss, liberalism must be nirvana!
My child is inmate of the month at the county lock-up
Annoy a liberal
I’ll coexist when they stop cutting our heads off!
HEEM, lol
What’s the speed of dark?
Seen in Colorado Springs… Pink breast cancer awareness ribbon with:
Save the Ta Ta’s
BAD SPELLERS UNTIE
if drinking and driving is illegal then why do bars have parking lots?
Uh . . I can’t stop thinking like this
Seen on a dilapidated Chevy van: “Don’t laugh, your duaghter may be riding in this van.”
“Would you drive better if I shoved your cellphone up your ass?”
blaming a gun for a crime , is like blaming an ice cream spoon for rosie o’donnel for being fat
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
I may be fat, but you’re ugly ….. and I can diet.
I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
On the back of a beat-up VW:
“My other car is the Starship Enterprise”
WHEN IN DOUBT
EMPTY THE MAGAZINE
My school colors were clear. We used to say, “I’m not naked, I’m in the band.”
This one isn’t funny – it is true:
“If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read it in English, thank a Veteran.”
Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas
theres plenty of room for all gods creatures right next too mashed potatoes
Allison:
You might remember this one from your years in Massachussetts:
“Warning: This car is a veteran of Boston’s Traffic!”
A man is only as old as the woman he feels
Suppose you were an idiot… And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself.
Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol
Alisyn,
The ASS looks great, but there is no sound!!! oops!
My cars sport two bumper stickers:
Image of bin Laden with caption: “Who Would Osama Vote For?”
“Christians Never Lose!
Ro. 8:28 & 31
funny bumper sticker in texas.a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
no alisyn!
Steve doesn’t look good enough in a skirt LOL
I live in FL where “snowbrids” are known for driving slow. The best bumper sticker I’ve seen here:
When I grow old, I’m going to retire, move up north and drive real SLOW.
too funny!
I concur with KY
This is a classic for Houston traffic,
“Keep honkin’ I’m reloadin”
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace
Dirty arkansas truck reads “I wish my wife was this dirty!”
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it
,,,,,,,,,,I called in sick today,,,,,,,,,,,LOL
Funny bumper sticker:
I drive the speed limit. If you don’t like it, call a cop.
My wife’s Corvette convertible has a license plate frame that reads “You Should See Me With My Top Down”
Vegetables aren’t food – Vegetables are what food eats
Seen on the back of a big Cadillac with 4 grey haired people inside in Scottsdale, AZ:
HELP!!! He farted and I can’t get out!!
I drive way too fast to worry about cholestrol
Reality is the leading cause of stress
ALISYN,BEST LEGS ON FOX. PATTI IS NICE BUT YOU ARE IT FOR DELIVERING THE NEWS. DON’T STAND BEHIND FOX LOGO I JUST LIKE THE WAY YOU STAND AND GIVE THE NEWS.
…… and lastly is HEEMS favorite: Don’t sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things
One of my favorites…
“EVERYONE KNOWS, GOD IS A REPUBLICAN”
AJ Smith
Cheyenne, WY
while serving at NATO Belgium
on the back of a British registered car:
Paul Revere was a snitch
Good judgement comes from experience,
Experience comes from bad judgement.
Funny bumper sticker:
We stayed together because of the dog.
You’ve seen election stickers like: Clinton ‘08, Obama ‘08, McCain ‘08 – how about this one: Screwed ‘08
Here’s one that’s on my husbands 4×4 Chevy Suburban;
“Criminals prefer unarmed victims”
in his office he has…
“TRUTH, NOT TOLLERENCE”
and as you enter the door of his office you are greeted by…
“The Spin Stops Here”
Did I mention he’s a salesman?
Funny bumper sticker:
I can’t tell my teenagers anything. They already know it all.
Funny bumper sticker:
The more I love my cat, the more I sneeze.
Seen on on a slow driver’s car…. I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!!
Alysin,
This has been the very very best!!! I am laughing hard, and definitely need a KLEENEX!!! I think everyone has had a marvelous time out, and a very very good workout of the ever present SMILEY LINES, that have been in jeopardy with alllllllll the mayhem on the news with the weather, and the election cycle, and putting GAS IN PEARL, who is hungry for high test!!!! and I am putting the “middle” test in her…poor ol’ thang!!!! lol
Idea for bumper sticker:
Want to get rich quick? Become an oil speculator.
I got this TRUCK for my wife.
Pretty good trade! HUH?
Years ago, I had a bumper sticker that read “Bumper Sticker”. I thought it was hilarious!
This bumper sticker was on the trunk of the car not the bumper. I guess she really believed it.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me.
This was a breast cancer awareness sticker “Save the tah-tahs”
lib*er*al: a person so open-minded their brains have fallen out
Simply…
Picture of Steve Ducey in leopard skin bike pants
Thou shall not steal
The government heates competition
Jayne, that was a good one.
Sal
I don’t put stickers on my car, but I do have a bumper sticker in my office that says “Charter Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”
Kinky is using a feather
Perverted is using the whole chicken
I Missed Winning The Lottery
BY ONLY SIX NUMBERS
If you are close enough to read this,
You just violated your restraining order!
As a rehabilitatrion R.N. I saw many tragic results of auto accidents
My bumper sticker read as follows (think about it).
REDUCE HOSPITAL COSTS
drive faster
“I was born ok the first time”
I was dissappointed to hear your remarks on the muslim women who wanted to sit behind obama….they have a right to sit there just like anyone else….he as a presidental canidate has to deal with his background(that means nontruths just like all presidental canidates have had to! why does he get away with so much) like all that came before him…..
Eat Right
Excercise
Die Anyway
Good Morning Alisyn and Audra!
My two favorites:
At this point I’m voting the way my rice krispies tell me too!
Watch out for the idiot behind me!
Hope the day in NYC is as gorgous as the sunshine in Arkansas today! have a good one
Years ago, I had a bumper sticker that read “Bumper Sticker”. I thought it was hilarious and it brought me some puzzled looks!
a bumper sticker for both Democrats and Republicans… “Run Hillary Run”. The Democrats put it on the rear bumper and the republicans put it on the front bumper!
hee hee hee
Ramon
MY favorite: “I’ll Forgive Jane Fonda – When The Jews Forgive Hitler.”
Vietnam Vet
I saw one last week that read “Hell was full so I came back”
On a car driven by a senior citizen:
I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I’M STILL AHEAD OF YOU.
Bumper sticker in Dallas Texas.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.
Friends Don’t Let Friends
Vote Democrat!
“Mission 2008: Stop Osama, Obama & Chelsea’s Mama”
Kinda late coming on the blog, but work has to be done. I’ve seen too many funny bumper stickers to remember or count, but I’d like to create one to address those on the highways that don’t know what cruise control is…. “I’m on cruise control, what are you on?”.
Almost the weekend, yeah!
Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall – he was pushed!
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English, thank a Marine.
Marshall needs toget a new hobbie or atleast a hobbie!!
My favorite bumper sticker is:
If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
“Paddle Faster! I hear Banjo Music”
Old bumper sticker.
Vote Kennedy, a blonde in every pond.
As seen on the tail of a blown up Iraqi Jet in Mousel Iraq 2003
I (heart) Jet Noise
and
USMC
marshall needs to get a Hobbie!!
JESUS is coming….Look busy
Eternity….
Smoking or Non-Smoking?
If Hilery wins were screwed!
If Obama wins were screwed!
If McCain wins were still screwed!
We’re so Screwed!!!
Eternity…
Smoking or Non-Smoking?
On a brand new, HUGE Lexus SUV…
GO GREEN!
Bumper sticker I use: MY Pastor Says: GOD “BLESS” America
Texas Aggie joke: bumper sticker that reads “Honk if I’m an Aggie.”
Funniest Bumper Sticker I have every seen is ” Unless You Are a Hemorrhoid Stay Off My Ass”
My other car is a broom
Going through the mountains of West Virginia on the back of a coal truck:
“I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!”
WHEN IN DOUBT EMPTY THE MAGAZINE
Bumper Sticker on a motor home driven by a senior citizen:
To All Virgins
Thanks for Nothing
GUN CONTROL IS HITTING YOUR TARGET!
National Atheist Day
April 1st
I saw this one on a womans car:
My other car is a brromstick!
Bumber sticker near navel base
There are submarines, all the rest are “targets”
Bush’s Last Day
January 20th, 2009
Alysin,
~~~laughing~~~ still…and it IS wine time almost!!! lol
The best bumper sticker ever was on the bumper of a VW Jetta Wagon seen as it passed me on the highway
“You just got beat by a station wagon”
Hilarious!!!!
on the bumper of a VW Jetta station wagon seen as it passed me on the highway…
“you just got beat by a station wagon”
Bumper sticker we used in one of our books. It was stuck on an old rattle-trap pickup:
HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF.
Love Fox & Friends. I watch some part of it every day.
“Ted Kennedy’s Car has Killed More People Than My Gun Has.”
Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun Has
Earth First, We Will Log The Other Planets Later
“If you are still voting Democrat, you are stuck on stupid”
Being of Norwegian decent, the only bumper sticker I ever did “stick” on my bumper was:
IF LUTEFISK IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE LUTEFISK! As you may know, lutefisk is
fish soaked in lye and then cooked. It is either loved or hated by Scandinavians, and is a
Christmas tradition.
My ALL TIME favorite bumper sticker seen in Missoula, MT
“You should not mess with DRAGONS because YOU are crunchy and go good with KETCHUP!
“Still voting democrat, You are stuck on stupid”
Driver carries no cash, he’s married
Two I have on my truck, while not funny, are still very true:
1 – Consevative first, Republican second, American…ALWAYS!!!!!
2 – Guns save lives!! 2.5 Million Defensive uses last year!
One other that I’d like to mention:
3 – Freedom is never free!!
BUMPER STICKER
“IF YOU CAN READ THIS BUMPER STICKER, YOU ARE FOLLOWING TO CLOSE.”
my daddy was a squba diver he had this bumper sticker ” divers do it deeper”
Kerry Lost: Lose the Sticker
Very old sticker I saw 30+ years ago. “You’re Ugly and your Momma dresses you funny” Would like to see one that says “Why don’t the rules apply to you?”
Malik Obama confirms his half-brother Barack grew up a Muslim
Apparently the Obamas of Kenya have no doubt — contrary to the claims of the Obama campaign, that the presidential candidate was raised a Moslem. They take that as a given.
“Barack Obama’’s half brother Malik said Thursday that if elected his brother will be a good president for the Jewish people, despite his Muslim background. In an interview with Army Radio he expressed a special salutation from the Obamas of Kenya.”
http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12918.htm
http://www.anobamanation.net/2008/06/obamas-brother-confirms-barack-grew-up.html
OBAMA 0-NO!
The higher you climb the flag pole, the more you show your butt!
“Do I LOOK like a freakin’ people person?”
HONK: IF YOU LOVE PEACE & QUIET
WHEN RICHARD NIXON WAS CAUSING ALL THAT TROUBLE. I SAW A BUMPER STICKER WHICH READ.
“LEE HARVEY OSWALD, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU”
Bumper stickers-
“Your tailgating is interfering with my phone call!”
“The only thing holding this car together is the bumper stickers”
A favorite one in Nevada says:
“We don’t care how they do it in Nevada.”
This is as a result of large numbers of Californians moving to the adjacent State of Nevada.
Will the last American to leave Miami please bring the flag.
And
When administering lethal injection, do they rub on alcohol? Hmmmm!
“Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot”
Seen on 495 in Mass:
“Teddy, we’re pregnant — but we’ll cross that bridge later”
I laughed so hard I almost drove off the road!
Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing its Idiot
Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot
Somewhere in TX a village is missing its idiot
This is not a ‘funny sticker’ but it is exactly how I feel –” AMERICA love it or leave it!”. If it bothers you so much to live here, there are dozens of other countries in which to live.
We’re only together because of the dog!
Saw this on a trailer full of motercycles.
(Put something nice between your legs. Ride a bike.)
Please no name on the air
Thanks
Bill
My 65-year-old Aunt driving around in her Lexus with a bumper sticker that read:
“Swim near a lifeguard” and a picture of someone going under. Always made me laugh. The best part is, she didn’t think it was funny — and was serious about it.
Even though I am a republican I saw this one on the way to work in Clearwater Fl “All republicans are for Voldermort” in reference to the Harry Potter movies.
Only users lose drugs!
On the back of a black Ford F150 pick up truck, written in hot pink: “Silly boys, trucks are for girls.”
The proctologist called, they found your head
EARTH FIRST, we’ll strip mine the others later
Visualize whirled peas
Lobster divers get more tail
PETA, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Rear Bumper of a Democrat’s car – Run Hillary Run
Front bumper of a Republican’s car – Run Hillary Run
Being from Alaska I have always liked,
SUPPORT GLOBAL WORMING
Living in PC Beach Fl. with the snowbirds visiting every year a friend of mine had this one made..
“You’ve Seen the Beach now Go Home.”
All the Kookies are not in the jar.
Bumper Sticker on my car reads: BEST LEGS IN TOWN. At 70mph, people want proof!
“Will the last American leaving please fold the flag and turn out the lights”
On the back of an old Continental “Lord please give me one more oil boom, I promise not to P#%% this one away!”
2 things Is it a coincidence that B umper S ticker = BS?
And BS I like = If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
“Don’t believe everything you think.”
On the back of an old Continental, “Lord, please give me one more oil boom, I promise not to piss this one away”
On a pickup truck:
” I’ll bet you a brand new truck, that I can stop faster than you can!”
Back in the late ’70’s, while I was driving to work one day near San Diego, CA, a big ole Lincoln, with a large man smoking a cigar driving it, passed me and his car had this bumper sticker: “Nuke the Whales.” Too me it was laugh out loud funny. You guys are great, keep up the good humor on your show.
Jerry
CONSIDER:AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK
PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC
“WELCOME TO MAINE”, NOW GO HOME!
In the south one can say whatever one likes about another person as long as they follow it with “Bless your Heart”
My friend made me a bumper sticker that said “Bless her Heart=She’s so Stupid”
I have had folks sitting behind me at stop lights take pictures of this one.
“Hypocrites against bumper stickers”
I’m honored to be
POLITICALLY INCORRECT
In the south you can say anything you want about anyone as long as you say “Bless her heart” afterwards.
I have a bumper sticker that says “Bless her Heart=She’s so Stupid”
I have actually had folks take a picture of it while stopped at a red light.
Caution: Driver Applying Makeup!
This was on my very first car and I always applied make-up while going anywhere!
I saw this on a pick-up truck:
“I killed a six-pack just to watch it die”
My own personal favorite lately has been:
“Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for President.”
I recently saw a home-made one that had been placed on the door of a restroom stall at a Texas roadside rest area. It read:
“Don’t throw toothpicks in the toilet. The crabs are learning to pole vault.”
I would not want to meet up with such a mind!
My gun has killed less people than Kennedy’s car
Not a bumper sticker, but this gave me a good giggle…..
Seen on the back of a tee shirt of a Harley Davidson rider, “If you can read this, my b####h fell off “.
I’ve kept this sticker for years. I liked it so well I taped it inside my window to keep it out of the weather:
“We, the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.”
Two we like in Arizona: “Welcome to the U.S. Now speak English” and “Welcome to Arizona. Now go home!”
“We don’t need no stinkin’ Rinos” on a McCain campaign worker’s car.
I cant get anyone at Fox News to comment, maybe you can. I live in Louisiana and our state is in a corrupt mess. Our legislature just voted themselves a huge raise, more than double what they were getting, despite a very loud public outcry….and our golden boy gov. Bobby Jindal, when he ran for gov promised that he would veto this if it came up, now he is not, in favor of working with the legislature to get his adgenda passed…this is WRONG and needs to be spoken to on national TV.
this is a website hopefully with an article….
http://www.lanewslink.com/
Steve
My Labrador Retriever is smarter that your honor student
I carry a .357 three days a week, yu guess which three
“The voices in my head don’t worry me. The voices in your head does.”
IMAGINE , you using your turn signal
If it’s not too late to post a bumper sticker comment here are two: Seen on a truck bumper which belonged to a guy who installed blinds: BLIND MAN DRIVING. And one seen a few years ago: IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW I’D HAVE PICKED MY OWN COTTEN.
As a Florida native, one of my favorites “Welcome to Florida…Now Go Home!”
The funniest bumper sticker I think I have seen recently is an election related one driving through West Va.
I am voting for Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriends wife.
“I intend to live forever; so far so good”
“I don’t care that I’m apathetic.”
“Hug a logger! You’ll never go back to trees!”
On a car driven by a beautiful blond: “There is no such thing as a dumb blonde” The bumper sticker was on upside down – and of course, I had to wiggle around to read it!
HELP STAMP OUT BUMPER STICKERS
My uncle, who is now retired from the Navy, had one on his truck. “Support Search and Resuce, GET LOST!!”
My uncle, who is now retired from the Navy, had one on his truck, “Support Search and Rescue, GET LOST!!”
“Anger management graduate. What the hell are you looking at?”
on the back of a truck…leg inspection 12 feet ahead
Bumper Sticker
“ASK ME IF I CARE”
SO MANY WOMEN
SO LITTLE COOPERATION
and
JUST BECAUSE I’M PARANOID
DOESN’T MEAN THAT THEY’RE NOT OUT TO GET ME
It’s a car, idiot, not a phone booth!
Here’s two that I’ve seen
1) I’m fat, your ugly I can go on a diet
2) Unless your a hemoriod, get off my ass
(I saw this one in N.C. a few years back and will never forget it!) Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit….
LIBS IN CONGRESS.
Call it what you want, but this isn’t leadership
Best Bumper Sticker seen at a local drug store: I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun
Congress has a new name.
The MOB.
“I would rather be watching the FoxNewsChannel than all the rest”
Another one could be:
“Number one Official FoxNews fanatic”
And lastly,
“Support your local hometown news organization that gives the news to you fair and balanced”
I dont see why ppl who have numerous bumper stickers on their car are more prone to road rage. I heard its because of our great dependance on technology nowadays. We expect everything to happen right away. And we get impatient when we have to wait even for a second for a single thing.
I wonder if FoxNews has their own trademarked bumper stickers we can get for free at their studios. Does anyone know?
This is not a funny Bumper Sticker but, it’s effective to say the least.
“ANY CAUSE IS A LOST CAUSE WITHOUT A REDUCTION IN POPULATION”
That says it all in today’s world….
An Obama Nation would be an Abomination
JUST SAY NObama
a.t.f. should be a store not a part of the goverement
The one on my car that says, “Undecided Voters for CANDIDATE!”
I have this on the back of my horse trailer:
“Back Off Cityboy”
Here are a few I collected along the way…..
“Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism WAR has never solved anything.”
War is NOT the Answer, Victory is the Answer
“If You’re Not Outraged by the Left, You’re Not Paying Attention.”
Ferengie School of Dentistry
Jesus loves you; Allah wants you dead.
Wag more…Bark less
“Its God’s job to judge the terrorists
Its our job to arrage the meeting.
United States Marine Corps”
“The more people I meet, the more I love my horses”
I wish Hillary would have married OJ!
Planned Parenthood:
Destroying a Generation
One Baby At a Time.
If God does not destroy San Francisco, He owes Sodom and Gomorrah a real apology.
Conservatives hate what people do; Liberals hate who people are.
Freedom isn’t for everyone, only those willing to fight for it.
The funniest bumper sticker i have seen said – “Where am I going and why am I in this hand basket”
I’m a big 24 fan, and I recently saw a bumper sticker that said:
SUPERMAN WEARS JACK BAUER PAJAMAS
Annoy a LIBERAL … Work hard and be happy!
I’d rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Kennedy
“WORK HARDER – Millions on welfare are depending on you”
I think that sums it up.
ANNOY A LIBERAL – WORK HARD AND BE HAPPY!
Ride a Draft Horse, It makes your butt look small.
Treat you like my horse, yeah right!
Driver carries no cash, owns a horse
Anyone can ride a horse, it just takes talent to stay on.
A few years ago, a couple of local radio hosts had created a character who would call people up, try to get them upset by stating something outrageous, and then threaten to ” whup their ass”
They had a bumper sticker they distributed that said “Vote for Roy D. Mercer, the Pop-Knot Party – Vote for me or I’ll pop a knot on your head”
“Ban Bumper Stickers”
my fav: “Ban Bumper Stickers”
“Our family supports P*E*T*A*”
(*People *Eating *Tasty *Animals)
On the back of my PT Cruiser:
Consider:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic
Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.
two of the funniest bumper stickers I’ve ever seen,,,,,
I’m too sexy for my hair,,,
That’s why there aint none there!
I’m the fat lady,,, and I aint singing sh*t!!
Keep up the good work Alisyn
I was waiting at a drive thru and the car in front of me had “we we dr” on it. I am thinking it was probably a urologist. It sure gave me a good laugh!
two of the best bumper stickers I’ve ever seen,,,,,
I’m too sexy for my hair,,,
That’s why there aint none there!
I’m the fat lady ,,, and I aint singing sh*t!
There are so many funny bumper stickers out there, but my favorites are…….
1.) MEAN PEOPLE SUCK!
2.) What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it is all about?
and last but certainly not least….
3.) Save the earth! It’s the only planet with Chocolate!
Hold Your Nose & Vote For McCain!
I saw it at this website: http://www.HoldYourNoseForMcCain.com
Hold Your Nose & Vote For McCain
WE KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY TIMES
BRIAN HAS LEFT BEHIND HIS BLACKBERRY.
.
.
THE STOP SIGN IS FOR THE CAR BEHIND ME.
.
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WE WATCH THE ATSS-
TO LEARN ONE MORE
THING THAT WE DIDN’T
KNOW.
.
I’M NOT FROM EAST MONTGOMERY COUNTY
TEXAS, BUT I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD.
.
.
Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Porter, Texas
East Montgomery County Texas
I saw one that said ” I’m voting for Monica’s boyfriend’s wife.” That says it all. Too bad she had to throw in the towel. I still wouldn’t voter for her.
Eschew Obfuscation
I had to look it up but I laughed the rest of the day
“if your’e going to burn our flag, you should wrap yourself in it first!”…
i thought this was halarious. so true.
Favorite Bumper Stckers, I have a few:
I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
When I want you opinion I will beat it out of you.
The word for today is LEGs, help spread the word.
Put something really exciting between your legs, ride a Harley.
“You’ve just been passed by a toaster” – on one of those Scion Xb
Hey Al!!
Two of my favorites this one is on my car now
My child is inmate of the month at the county jail.
this one because i am sooo tired of seeing eveyrones kids being student of the month at their school, lets get real ok? how many ppls kids don’t make it there?
my oldie but favorite that I cannot find anymore..
I am suffereing from a sexually transmitted disease…..CHILDREN!!
My favorite!!!
Love you & Miss you!!
XOXO
“I don’t believe in atheism.”
Panic and Disorder….
My work here is done
Funniest bumper sticker I’ve seen says “Stop Global Whining”
Well i am considerably older now….but in the eaarly 80″s I dated a guy for a very long time..(he is the bass player with Black Oak Arkansas Now…none the less we would host at our home the “Revival” which was a band that played homage to Credence Clearwater Revival..& they were good… they came through town (Ft. Smith, Arkansas) once or twice a year..they were really, really good..& they would stay with us…They had this car a HUGE, LONG BEATER..PIECE OF CRAP CAR..It was covered from end to end with bumper stickers…quite an embarrassment when my parents came for Thanksgiving……and all these long hairs at the table..I will never forget it….there was not an inch that was not covered in bumper stickers…..The best one..DON’T LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE IN HERE…..Sweetest guys I ever met…Stacey, Tulsa, OK
Here are two funny bumper stickers seen down here in Savannah, GA:
If it freezes in Hell, I’ll ski there too!
Military Spouse: Giving up sex for your freedom
Bumper sticker in Talkeetna, Alaska:
I’ve got a wife and a truck and they both work.
Also:
The two main sources of income in upper Matanuska-Susitna valley: Slope or Dope.
Dear Alisyn,
I love your show and your politics. I find myself watching the Today Show less and less. My dad had a Bronze Star from Vietnam and my Uncle Tony “Gunny” Santomasso was a Korean War Hero (Operation Buffalo by Nolan). Outmanned 8:1 and won. Incredible. I live in Yorktown, Virginia and Hampton Roads is the largest military area in the country. We are so grateful for FoxNews and your pro-military stance. Thank God someone is!
Three great old bumper stickers when Virginia was a lot more countrified.
1- Jack and Charlie, my two favorite Daniels.
2- Sworn to fun, loyal to none.
3- Gas, grass, or a** , nobody rides for free (The all-time greatest).
I also sent you two songs, “Julie Banderas and the FoxNews Blondes”(which I thought was hilarious) and “Terri Schiavo”(a very serious song). I have the distinction of possibly being the only conservative folk songwriter alive. All the other ones are annoying liberals. Did you get them?
Keep fighting the good fight. America needs FoxNews now more than ever.
Sincerely,
your FoxFan,
John F. Hamilton
Dear Alisyn,
How exciting. I finally had a comment posted on FoxNews. I am warmly reminded of three more of my favorite Virginia bumper stickers from days gone by.
1-If you burn our flag, we’ll make ten more(one of the greatest ever).
2-If this van’s a-rocking, don’t come a-knocking(an oldie but a goodie).
3- Sports update- U.S. 2 Libya 0 (this was also a t-shirt and was a reference to when we took down two
of their planes (as an Air Force brat my buddies used to tell me they were afraid to fly at night).
Truly a masterpiece!!!
Sincerely,
your FoxFan,
John f. Hamilton
i live in sevierville tennessee and if you ever been to dollywood you know how terrible the traffic is here in the summer. we have bumper stickers here that say, “if its tourest season can we shoot them?” bill
More bumper stickers
Here are a couple of weird bumper stickers quotes i happened to stumble across:
“Using my turn signal will reveal by plans to the enemy”
“A mans home is his castle, until the queen arrives”
Hey Bill-
I have seen that bumper sticker with the quote “if its tourist season, whycan we shoot them?”
Isnt that from a tattoo and body piercing parlor?
This bumber sticker saved us from getting a speeding ticket; BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT!
Saw this about 10 years ago and loved ever since.
“Save the unborn gay whales in the [Chesapeake] bay”
Covers 4 things with one bumper sticker.