The REAL story here is how Fox News got fully grown adult males to pose in that awful opener video where you are pretending to be water skiing. COME ON GUYS! What the heck are you thinking? You can’t be getting paid that well, eye?? Ha ha ha, that is funny. I am going to pull that little part out of the video and post it to Yuou Tube later today.

I laughed at this episode so hard I wanted to spit. Raising boys we deal with all sorts of bodily functions. My best advise is kids will hold BMs if you don’t want them to. My middle son I was convinced would attend Kindergarten in diapers, but at 3 1/2 he decided finally it was time to let go. My oldest set too high a bar, completely trained at 2.

Tooo Funny, and yes we have all been there!!!!!

It’s nice to know you enjoy the simple things and fun of being a family. The “toot” was too funny. Always continue to be yourselves and I will keep watching.

Here is a screen capture for anybody who might have missed the opening of this video. What in the name of all that is holy are you doing in this video.
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I wish the whole show could be in this format. just too good Toot Toot Toot. Andy

Did you ever see what Gene Hackman did to the corrupt Deputy Sheriff when he was threatened in the movie “Mississippi Burning”? It’s from the scene in the bar.

That’s what Bill O’Reilly should have done. However, Bill acquitted himself quite well, and as a 6 foot 4 inch Irishman, my money would have been on Bill anyway.

Hey Fox & Friends, I can’t speak for the rest of the country, but I personally wish they (presidential hopefulls) were limited as to how long they can campaign. The folks in the running sarted what, begining of last year! When the time comes to vote you are sick of hearing “how well they (whomever) will do the best for our country”. As military man all I would like to see is someone who will continue to protect our countries boarders and give our sevice members the respect they deserve for protecting the American way of life. Yeah, I’m tired of this crap over here, but it is for the FUTURE of our country! I could go on and on but I’m sure you guys have heard it all. I just wanted to vent a little. Also to say “hi” to Alison, shes my fav. She cracks me up with her antics.
Hope all is well with you folks.
peace
B

Oh gosh.. I didn’t get to hear…
I’ll be back when I have more time…

Steve asked us to email about the Disney restaurant that no longer allows children 10 and under. I replied, and they never returned to the subject.

Outraged in Maine.

Mike

WOW, what an A.S.S. you go go girls… I can’t wait to see what you bring to the arena tomorrow. This is without a doubt, the highlight of my day. Keep up the fantastic job. If the writers stay on strike, you have another avenue, lending your topics for further discussion on late night.

Keep smiling, as the whole world is smiling back at you.
Michael

I loved the after show! I liked the part when Gretchen said her little boy “tooted”. I think all of you are great! You put a smile on my face.

As usual the AtSS gave me a much needed laugh. I like it best when it’s just you guys and no guests. By the way, O’Reilly named Fox and Friends Patriots because you placed #1 in the ratings and even went up 17%. The reason you are #1 is simply because you are fun to watch, you are human and let’s face it, you and all of FNC are simply the best in the field.

I really enjoyed your “potty mouth” today and it brought back fond memories to me…I have three grown sons in their 40’s…however, I can go one step further…We had 21 straight years of wet beds…Sorry ladies..it does happen…
I am in California and wake up in time to see you in the mornings…
Thank you for the humor..
Penny

I am almost ashamed that this is the ASS show that inspired me to comment. (almost) … Alisyn, only you and your Fox friends can so adeptly (sp?) deliver the serious news one minute and then caress Paul Stanley’s chest hair or talk about toots and poop the next. Thank you for being real people and not insulting our intelligence! I so admire how much fun you have and how good you look so early in the morning, when you have little ones at home! I am a full-time teacher and I come home to two young kids of my own. I understand how it feels to come home after work and always have to be “on”. It’s after 11 now and it’s my only down time to respond, so I catch the ASS when I can.

Thanks for being so much fun. I’ve learned and laughed a lot.

Three weapons used by the Fox and Friends A.S.S.:

1. Steve-his own personal FOX bodyguard.

2. Alisyn-a mallet.

3. Gretchen-her about to be purchased taser.
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Now if only we could better battle that diaper stuff-
We as humans could really appear to be tough.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times
Porter, Texas

When my son Joey was training his little fish died because he feed it fruit loops so we flushed the fish and we sent the fish to Jesus, BUT then for about a week he would not poop in the bowl because he didnt want to send the poop to Jesus!! LOL we still laugh about it but he is 20 now and dont find it so funny. One more mistake I made was training him to aim using cheerio’s in the bowl but now he cant eat them!!! All very funny stuff

Give and Receive…when my kids were little..30 or so years ago one of the baby food companies had jumbo size dessert baby foods. My kids favorite was the Blueberry buckle..you can imagine the next day..we were given back the Blueberry Buckle in spades..we always laughed but they loved it so kept getting it for them..not sure if they sell it anymore..you should look for some Alisyn! double blueberry buckle..mmm..
Diana

I guess the show has hit “bottom” so to speak … LOL … You can only go up from here …

It was very odd to see Gretch talking about stuff like that … really blows the whole Miss America mystique out of the water … LOL

Love the kid talk. We’ve all been there.

This was very fun to watch. It’s nice to see the personal side of you celebs at times. I definitely enjoy watching Fox because you all seem to love your job and put yourselves out there for us. Thanks for doing that. I hope you are all as good of friends as you appear to be. I’d love to attend a party with you guys sometime…
BTW, 6 year old is now potty trained. But during his “training”, he would sneak into the bathroom and put a pullup on under his clothes. We’d have to pat him down to know he was packing the diapers. Very funny.

I just had to respond to all the potty talk!!! LOL, I have 9 children, ages 2, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, 41 ( husband) 84 ( my grandmother) and 91 ( my grandfather). My grandparents just came to live with our family and we were all very excited, however, my two year old daughter seemed the most excited.
When I was helping my Grandparents put their things away my daughter saw my grandpa holding a package, my daughter said “diapers”. My Grandfather laughed a little and said,” these are my diapers, honey”. Well, One evening last week My Grandfather was rushing to the bathroom, All of a sudden my Grandfather yelled to my Grandmother, “dear I had a little accident could you bring me a depends”. Knowing this was embarrassing for my grandfather and kept reading to my 2 year old daughter. My daughter looked up at me and said “mommy potty” so I took her into the bathroom and she went potty like a good girl so I gave her a sticker to put on her potty chart. Instead of her putting the sticker on her potty chart she ran out of the bathroom and gave the sticker to my grandfather and her only words to him was ” papa potty”! LOL. Have a great Wednesday morning and thank you and the others on Fox Morning for starting my day off with a smile.

Sincerely,

Kindnessgoesalongways

i love how clinton won just to prove at the news dont open their mouse when they dont know the people feelings….guys i was fan but now…not sure…please learn …

I’m new to the blog and I love it already! This episode was really, really hilarious. I don’t typically catch the morning shows, usually it’s when I stay up all night “Fox and Friends First”, but now I”m definitely going to bookmark the site and check it when I can and kudos to you guys talking like normal people like some others commented above. I do watch O’Reilly however and so I get my own dose of you guys to some degree.

Take care and God bless!